Christmas presents to spouse...

[Big Black Dog]

Well, it's going to be Christmas before you know it... It's right around the bend. Got all your Christmas shopping done? What did you get for your spouse or significant other? Mrs. BBD's biggest gift this year is a 3/4 length black mink coat. She's been a good girl. Besides, it will keep her warm. She gets bitchy when she's cold.

 

[jillian]

we're done with the holidays.

i got these

he got this:

 

[Ernie S.]

The wife has gotten the toy hauler travel trailer we both wanted already, which we just used for a trip to the Alabama Gulf coast. Damned thing was too big to wrap anyway. I got one early present too, a pair of python cowboy boots. I'm not allowed in the guest bedroom so I can assume there's more in there and she doesn't have the combination for the safe so she hasn't seen the 2 carat emerald ring with the 12, 1/8 c diamonds surrounding it.

 

[Ringel05]

My wife is getting this:

 

[Mr. H.]

Kindle.
Calendar.
Cash.

Got her a Dyson Vac last night when we were at Bust Buy. Officially, not a Christmas gift.
I learned my lesson long ago when the ex yelled at me for giving her, among other things, A FUCKING LAUNDRY BASKET.
LOL