Phoenix
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Absolutely.
And so far, we have left unattended the issue of health and safety standards ... probably should have something there.
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Chocolate Lovers Unite!
- Thread starter random3434
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Absolutely.
And so far, we have left unattended the issue of health and safety standards ... probably should have something there.
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- #42
I'm thinking....we might also need a Regional Meltdown Consultant too....
Phoenix
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I'm thinking....we might also need a Regional Meltdown Consultant too....
Meltdown ...
Speaking of meltdown ... how's my little kumquat doing? May have to go visit and see for myself that he's ok.
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Oh - that's a very important one too!
Do we need a CEO of Chocolate?
Absolutely.
And so far, we have left unattended the issue of health and safety standards ... probably should have something there.
Director
Office of Confectionary Health and Safety
Chocolate Division
Chief Officer for Cocoanautics?
Phoenix
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Director
Office of Confectionary Health and Safety
Chocolate Division
Chief Officer for Cocoanautics?
Where's JB? I bet he can come up with a cool acronym ...
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- #46
I'm thinking....we might also need a Regional Meltdown Consultant too....
Meltdown ...
Speaking of meltdown ... how's my little kumquat doing? May have to go visit and see for myself that he's ok.
I think he needs his....errr.....'quats dipped in chocolate...
Phoenix
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Nah - then all the other women would attack him. We can't have that.
Chocolate is a vegetable: Chocolate is derived from cocoa beans.
Beans = vegetable.
Sugar is derived from either sugar CANE or sugar BEETS. Both are plants, which places them in the vegetable category.
Thus, chocolate is a vegetable. To go one step further, chocolate bars also contain milk, which is dairy. So chocolate bars are a health food.
Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.
If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly.
The problem: how to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store in a hot car. The solution? eat it in the car park.
Diet tip: eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off your appetite, and you'll eat less.
If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is that a balanced diet? Don't they actually counteract each other?
Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger.
Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done.
A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Now, isn't that handy?
If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top pantyhose. An entire garment industry would be devastated. You can't let that happen, can you?
REMEMBER: "Stressed" spelled backwards is "desserts."
Beans = vegetable.
Sugar is derived from either sugar CANE or sugar BEETS. Both are plants, which places them in the vegetable category.
Thus, chocolate is a vegetable. To go one step further, chocolate bars also contain milk, which is dairy. So chocolate bars are a health food.
Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.
If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly.
The problem: how to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store in a hot car. The solution? eat it in the car park.
Diet tip: eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off your appetite, and you'll eat less.
If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is that a balanced diet? Don't they actually counteract each other?
Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger.
Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done.
A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Now, isn't that handy?
If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top pantyhose. An entire garment industry would be devastated. You can't let that happen, can you?
REMEMBER: "Stressed" spelled backwards is "desserts."
Phoenix
fideli certa merces
Chocolate is a vegetable: Chocolate is derived from cocoa beans.
Beans = vegetable.
Sugar is derived from either sugar CANE or sugar BEETS. Both are plants, which places them in the vegetable category.
Thus, chocolate is a vegetable. To go one step further, chocolate bars also contain milk, which is dairy. So chocolate bars are a health food.
Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.
If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly.
The problem: how to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store in a hot car. The solution? eat it in the car park.
Diet tip: eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off your appetite, and you'll eat less.
If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is that a balanced diet? Don't they actually counteract each other?
Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger.
Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done.
A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Now, isn't that handy?
If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top pantyhose. An entire garment industry would be devastated. You can't let that happen, can you?
REMEMBER: "Stressed" spelled backwards is "desserts."
Ok Bootneck, you're in.
Put him on the list, Coyote.
Phoenix
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Fine application specialist
Fine area chocolate removal specialist
JBeukema
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Actually, cocoa beans are the seeds, which are found in the cocoa pod (fruit)
Funny.. chocolate and sex...
Either way, still wants your seed
Funny.. chocolate and sex...
Either way, still wants your seed
Annie
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- Nov 22, 2003
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"Someone mention chocolate?"
Is that you at your 1st birthday?
Why chocolate is better than sex
1.You can GET chocolate.
2.Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
3.You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.
4.You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
5.You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.
6.Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names.
7.The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.
8.You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your work mates.
9.You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.
10.With chocolate there's no need to fake it.
11.You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
12.You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
13.You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
14.When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake
15.With chocolate size doesn't matter; it's always good
1.You can GET chocolate.
2.Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
3.You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.
4.You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
5.You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.
6.Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names.
7.The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.
8.You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your work mates.
9.You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.
10.With chocolate there's no need to fake it.
11.You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
12.You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
13.You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
14.When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake
15.With chocolate size doesn't matter; it's always good
- Moderator
- #57
Actually, cocoa beans are the seeds, which are found in the cocoa pod (fruit)
Funny.. chocolate and sex...
Either way, still wants your seed
- Moderator
- #58
Fine application specialist
Fine area chocolate removal specialist
....a ..... chocolate detailer?
"Someone mention chocolate?"
Is that you at your 1st birthday?
No. This is.
JBeukema
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Fine application specialist
Fine area chocolate removal specialist
....a ..... chocolate detailer?
for those delicious, hard-to-reach areas, where every curve must be properly coated and even coverage is important. it takes great attention to detail to maximize coverage, comfort, and satisfaction...
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