CDC: People With Dirt On Clintons Have 843% Greater Risk Of Suicide

[Weatherman2020]

ATLANTA, GA – According to a report from the Centers for Disease Control released on Thursday, people with inside, compromising knowledge of Bill and Hillary Clinton’s financial and political dealings are 843% more likely to commit suicide.

“We’ve never seen a single risk factor cause a spike of this magnitude,” a CDC spokesperson told reporters. “Interestingly, in spite of their increased suicide risk, people with dirt on the Clintons rarely show any warning signs of suicide, and they never leave a suicide note.”

Remarking about how abnormal it is, the spokesman again stressed the significance of the data.

“Therefore, we advise any American with detrimental information about Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, or the Clinton Foundation to forget about it as quickly as possible to avoid a greatly increased probability of taking your own life,” he cautioned.

“And—I swear—that’s all we know.”

CDC: People With Dirt On Clintons Have 843% Greater Risk Of Suicide

 

[Care4all]

 

[mudwhistle]

 

[mudwhistle]

 

[mudwhistle]

 

[bullwinkle]

ATLANTA, GA – According to a report from the Centers for Disease Control released on Thursday, people with inside, compromising knowledge of Bill and Hillary Clinton’s financial and political dealings are 843% more likely to commit suicide.

“We’ve never seen a single risk factor cause a spike of this magnitude,” a CDC spokesperson told reporters. “Interestingly, in spite of their increased suicide risk, people with dirt on the Clintons rarely show any warning signs of suicide, and they never leave a suicide note.”

Remarking about how abnormal it is, the spokesman again stressed the significance of the data.

“Therefore, we advise any American with detrimental information about Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, or the Clinton Foundation to forget about it as quickly as possible to avoid a greatly increased probability of taking your own life,” he cautioned.

“And—I swear—that’s all we know.”

CDC: People With Dirt On Clintons Have 843% Greater Risk Of Suicide

Yo! Weather! It is interesting that the only way Trump supporters, like you, can promote him is not by listing his measurable accomplishments which can easily be scrutinized and questioned, but rather seem to think putting others down (Clinton/Obama/Mueller) lifts Trump.

 

[Uncensored2008]

ATLANTA, GA – According to a report from the Centers for Disease Control released on Thursday, people with inside, compromising knowledge of Bill and Hillary Clinton’s financial and political dealings are 843% more likely to commit suicide.

“We’ve never seen a single risk factor cause a spike of this magnitude,” a CDC spokesperson told reporters. “Interestingly, in spite of their increased suicide risk, people with dirt on the Clintons rarely show any warning signs of suicide, and they never leave a suicide note.”

Remarking about how abnormal it is, the spokesman again stressed the significance of the data.

“Therefore, we advise any American with detrimental information about Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, or the Clinton Foundation to forget about it as quickly as possible to avoid a greatly increased probability of taking your own life,” he cautioned.

“And—I swear—that’s all we know.”

CDC: People With Dirt On Clintons Have 843% Greater Risk Of Suicide

Yo! Weather! It is interesting that the only way Trump supporters, like you, can promote him is not by listing his measurable accomplishments which can easily be scrutinized and questioned, but rather seem to think putting others down (Clinton/Obama/Mueller) lifts Trump.

As a Stalinist, you no doubt are fine with your party murdering those with dirt on the elite.

It's not a question, it's a fact. The democrat party is based on the ideals and methods of Josef Stalin.

 

[Weatherman2020]

ATLANTA, GA – According to a report from the Centers for Disease Control released on Thursday, people with inside, compromising knowledge of Bill and Hillary Clinton’s financial and political dealings are 843% more likely to commit suicide.

“We’ve never seen a single risk factor cause a spike of this magnitude,” a CDC spokesperson told reporters. “Interestingly, in spite of their increased suicide risk, people with dirt on the Clintons rarely show any warning signs of suicide, and they never leave a suicide note.”

Remarking about how abnormal it is, the spokesman again stressed the significance of the data.

“Therefore, we advise any American with detrimental information about Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, or the Clinton Foundation to forget about it as quickly as possible to avoid a greatly increased probability of taking your own life,” he cautioned.

“And—I swear—that’s all we know.”

CDC: People With Dirt On Clintons Have 843% Greater Risk Of Suicide

Yo! Weather! It is interesting that the only way Trump supporters, like you, can promote him is not by listing his measurable accomplishments which can easily be scrutinized and questioned, but rather seem to think putting others down (Clinton/Obama/Mueller) lifts Trump.

You get an F in self awareness.

 

[bullwinkle]

ATLANTA, GA – According to a report from the Centers for Disease Control released on Thursday, people with inside, compromising knowledge of Bill and Hillary Clinton’s financial and political dealings are 843% more likely to commit suicide.

“We’ve never seen a single risk factor cause a spike of this magnitude,” a CDC spokesperson told reporters. “Interestingly, in spite of their increased suicide risk, people with dirt on the Clintons rarely show any warning signs of suicide, and they never leave a suicide note.”

Remarking about how abnormal it is, the spokesman again stressed the significance of the data.

“Therefore, we advise any American with detrimental information about Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, or the Clinton Foundation to forget about it as quickly as possible to avoid a greatly increased probability of taking your own life,” he cautioned.

“And—I swear—that’s all we know.”

CDC: People With Dirt On Clintons Have 843% Greater Risk Of Suicide

Yo! Weather! It is interesting that the only way Trump supporters, like you, can promote him is not by listing his measurable accomplishments which can easily be scrutinized and questioned, but rather seem to think putting others down (Clinton/Obama/Mueller) lifts Trump.

As a Stalinist, you no doubt are fine with your party murdering those with dirt on the elite.

It's not a question, it's a fact. The democrat party is based on the ideals and methods of Josef Stalin.

Uncensored, bite me!

 

[bullwinkle]

ATLANTA, GA – According to a report from the Centers for Disease Control released on Thursday, people with inside, compromising knowledge of Bill and Hillary Clinton’s financial and political dealings are 843% more likely to commit suicide.

“We’ve never seen a single risk factor cause a spike of this magnitude,” a CDC spokesperson told reporters. “Interestingly, in spite of their increased suicide risk, people with dirt on the Clintons rarely show any warning signs of suicide, and they never leave a suicide note.”

Remarking about how abnormal it is, the spokesman again stressed the significance of the data.

“Therefore, we advise any American with detrimental information about Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, or the Clinton Foundation to forget about it as quickly as possible to avoid a greatly increased probability of taking your own life,” he cautioned.

“And—I swear—that’s all we know.”

CDC: People With Dirt On Clintons Have 843% Greater Risk Of Suicide

Yo! Weather! It is interesting that the only way Trump supporters, like you, can promote him is not by listing his measurable accomplishments which can easily be scrutinized and questioned, but rather seem to think putting others down (Clinton/Obama/Mueller) lifts Trump.

You get an F in self awareness.

Now weather! You know it's true. You defend Donald by cutting down whoever frowns at him. However, I AM grateful you have a little class instead of going off on ridiculous rants like some adolescent brat.

 

[Weatherman2020]

ATLANTA, GA – According to a report from the Centers for Disease Control released on Thursday, people with inside, compromising knowledge of Bill and Hillary Clinton’s financial and political dealings are 843% more likely to commit suicide.

“We’ve never seen a single risk factor cause a spike of this magnitude,” a CDC spokesperson told reporters. “Interestingly, in spite of their increased suicide risk, people with dirt on the Clintons rarely show any warning signs of suicide, and they never leave a suicide note.”

Remarking about how abnormal it is, the spokesman again stressed the significance of the data.

“Therefore, we advise any American with detrimental information about Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, or the Clinton Foundation to forget about it as quickly as possible to avoid a greatly increased probability of taking your own life,” he cautioned.

“And—I swear—that’s all we know.”

CDC: People With Dirt On Clintons Have 843% Greater Risk Of Suicide

Yo! Weather! It is interesting that the only way Trump supporters, like you, can promote him is not by listing his measurable accomplishments which can easily be scrutinized and questioned, but rather seem to think putting others down (Clinton/Obama/Mueller) lifts Trump.

You get an F in self awareness.

Now weather! You know it's true. You defend Donald by cutting down whoever frowns at him. However, I AM grateful you have a little class instead of going off on ridiculous rants like some adolescent brat.

What’s not to like about the President? He’s making America great again and pisses off your demons controlling you.

It’s like watching a great story while you sip an Opus One.

 

[mudwhistle]

What's the difference between Putin and Hillary Clinton?

One has started at least 3 wars....the other is Russian.

Talking about Libyan Leader Qadaffi....."We came....we saw.....he died...hahahahah!!!"

 

[Uncensored2008]

ATLANTA, GA – According to a report from the Centers for Disease Control released on Thursday, people with inside, compromising knowledge of Bill and Hillary Clinton’s financial and political dealings are 843% more likely to commit suicide.

“We’ve never seen a single risk factor cause a spike of this magnitude,” a CDC spokesperson told reporters. “Interestingly, in spite of their increased suicide risk, people with dirt on the Clintons rarely show any warning signs of suicide, and they never leave a suicide note.”

Remarking about how abnormal it is, the spokesman again stressed the significance of the data.

“Therefore, we advise any American with detrimental information about Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, or the Clinton Foundation to forget about it as quickly as possible to avoid a greatly increased probability of taking your own life,” he cautioned.

“And—I swear—that’s all we know.”

CDC: People With Dirt On Clintons Have 843% Greater Risk Of Suicide

Yo! Weather! It is interesting that the only way Trump supporters, like you, can promote him is not by listing his measurable accomplishments which can easily be scrutinized and questioned, but rather seem to think putting others down (Clinton/Obama/Mueller) lifts Trump.

As a Stalinist, you no doubt are fine with your party murdering those with dirt on the elite.

It's not a question, it's a fact. The democrat party is based on the ideals and methods of Josef Stalin.

Uncensored, bite me!

With all the open sores YOU have?

 

[karpenter]

I Know, I Know....
'Conspiracy Theory !! Conspiracy Theory !!'
But When Does This Start To Beat The Law Of Averages ??
Here It Is... Complete List of Clinton Associates Who Allegedly Died Mysteriously or Committed Suicide Before Testimony, Including Jeffrey Epstein

Not So Satirical, Either:
https://nypost.com/2019/08/11/forme...-epstein-died-catered-toward-wealthy-inmates/