CDC Issues Warning

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A major sniveling outbreak is in the works. What doctors have named the C-sniveler virus is expected to break out on forum boards all across the United States. The C-sniveler virus while NOT deadly is expected to take its toll.

The birth of the C-sniveler virus is thought to be Canada and migrated some how to Texas. This formally un-documented virus has led to some ugly and often disgusting effects. Some of the side effects of the C-sniveler virus include...

Bed wetting
Paranoid behavior
Cursing
Pleading
Finger pointing
Denial

The CDC warns that the C-sniveler virus MAY be able to transplant itself into the fecal minded of liberals rather easy and quickly. Its thought the C-sniveler virus could embed itself in the Clinton supporters rather deeply by November.

The CDC has asked all Americans to be vigilant and to be on guard for its spread.
May God bless us one and all.

Fury
 
A major sniveling outbreak is in the works. What doctors have named the C-sniveler virus is expected to break out on forum boards all across the United States. The C-sniveler virus while NOT deadly is expected to take its toll.

The birth of the C-sniveler virus is thought to be Canada and migrated some how to Texas. This formally un-documented virus has led to some ugly and often disgusting effects. Some of the side effects of the C-sniveler virus include...

Bed wetting
Paranoid behavior
Cursing
Pleading
Finger pointing
Denial

The CDC warns that the C-sniveler virus MAY be able to transplant itself into the fecal minded of liberals rather easy and quickly. Its thought the C-sniveler virus could embed itself in the Clinton supporters rather deeply by November.

The CDC has asked all Americans to be vigilant and to be on guard for its spread.
May God bless us one and all.

Fury

Fury,

You do know I was born in Canada and live in Texas, and no I am not Ted " Canadian Anchor Baby " Cruz... ( He is the father of the C-Sniveler disease )
 
A major sniveling outbreak is in the works. What doctors have named the C-sniveler virus is expected to break out on forum boards all across the United States. The C-sniveler virus while NOT deadly is expected to take its toll.

The birth of the C-sniveler virus is thought to be Canada and migrated some how to Texas. This formally un-documented virus has led to some ugly and often disgusting effects. Some of the side effects of the C-sniveler virus include...

Bed wetting
Paranoid behavior
Cursing
Pleading
Finger pointing
Denial

The CDC warns that the C-sniveler virus MAY be able to transplant itself into the fecal minded of liberals rather easy and quickly. Its thought the C-sniveler virus could embed itself in the Clinton supporters rather deeply by November.

The CDC has asked all Americans to be vigilant and to be on guard for its spread.
May God bless us one and all.

Fury

It would seem that this time, you are correct, DarkFury. Look, there's one already…

Another thread illustrating why conservatives shouldn't attempt humor. That is, because they suck at it so badly.
 

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