Can't Get Your Wife/partner/girlfriend Off?

“I was placing the electrodes and suddenly the woman started exclaiming emphatically,” he said to Newscientist. “I asked her what was up and she said, ‘You’re going to have to teach my husband to do that’.”

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According to the experts the device is "as invasive as a pacemaker". Does that make it sound inviting to desperate housewives?
 

This is terrible! Think about it, if all ya have to do is push a button it'll become more addictive than heroin. Masturbation usually requires privacy and some time, not now though. People are gonna be like very happy zombies in the workplace stupid smirks on their faces instead of looking at internet porn on their desktops or playing Angry Birds. Gonna have to regulate this like medical marijuana. Make it by Rx only or something. :)
 
According to the experts the device is "as invasive as a pacemaker". Does that make it sound inviting to desperate housewives?

Any woman who has never achieved orgasm, doesn't know what she is missing, so the machine wouldn't have an appeal for a desperate housewives. If housewives are desperate, it would be because they are married. :badgrin:
 
What will they come up with next??

Hopefully more men who will read available books with instructions on how to bring their women to climax. We are all built for it unless one is born without a clitoris. Meanwhile our toys, while not ideal, serve a very pleasurable service as a healthful and functioning stress-reducer and a highly-stimulating experience and at one's selected convenience. :eusa_dance:
 
What will they come up with next??

Hopefully more men who will read available books with instructions on how to bring their women to climax. We are all built for it unless one is born without a clitoris. Meanwhile our toys, while not ideal, serve a very pleasurable service as a healthful and functioning stress-reducer and a highly-stimulating experience and at one's selected convenience. :eusa_dance:

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Hopefully more men who will read available books with instructions on how to bring their women to climax. We are all built for it unless one is born without a clitoris. Meanwhile our toys, while not ideal, serve a very pleasurable service as a healthful and functioning stress-reducer and a highly-stimulating experience and at one's selected convenience. :eusa_dance:
That really isn't fair. All women need to do is drop their skivies and the guy has to learn the equivelent of flying a jumbo jet upside down through the grand canyon.
 

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