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But Santa is a Scandinavian myth while Satan is real.Satan can't directly get a woman pregnant, but what if it manipulates birth rates? For example, in the east of the Ukraine, where there is an ultra nationalistic war currently, Stalin forced the indigenous Ukrainians to starve at a 70 % rate a few generations ago. Then he replaced them with Russians, and now these Russians consider that land their home and run a war to unite it with Russia. The birth rate of these Russians between Stalin and now has increased their fighting numbers 5 times, a 5 times increase of the Russian population, whilst three quarters of the indigenous Ukrainians starved. So, are these Russians the children of Satan? Especially considering their ultra nationalistic belligerence? And if you were one of them, would you continue your fight for Satan, or would you have another choice?
You know Santa and Satan are anagrams of one another, right?
Santa is Turkish and part of him is in Bari, or maybe he got moved, I forget. He was St. Nicolas. The Scandinavian part only exists because it snows at Christmas in the north, so Santa has to live somewhere snowy, so they chose Lapland, just because.