Can you be a child of Satan?

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    Satan can't directly get a woman pregnant, but what if it manipulates birth rates? For example, in the east of the Ukraine, where there is an ultra nationalistic war currently, Stalin forced the indigenous Ukrainians to starve at a 70 % rate a few generations ago. Then he replaced them with Russians, and now these Russians consider that land their home and run a war to unite it with Russia. The birth rate of these Russians between Stalin and now has increased their fighting numbers 5 times, a 5 times increase of the Russian population, whilst three quarters of the indigenous Ukrainians starved. So, are these Russians the children of Satan? Especially considering their ultra nationalistic belligerence? And if you were one of them, would you continue your fight for Satan, or would you have another choice?
     
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    Indoctrination isn't a genetic trait that is passed on, even by Satan's.
     
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    OMG are U srys?
     
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    No, there's no satan.
     
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    No!
     
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    If Jesus told Peter Satan get thee behind me it makes perfect sense that humans has an enmity (satan) of the spirit of the Son within them that has to be overcome.
     
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    Naw, JC was just telling Satan he couldn't cut in line.
     
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    What silly nonsense.

    The devil does not exist any more than the various gods do.
     
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    A child of Satan? Not if you're a bastard!
     
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    Votto beat me to it.
     
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