Can Mortimer pass as White Anglo Saxon Protestant in the USA (WASP)?

[Mortimer]

 

[Picaro]

Why worry about it? The U.S. is going to be Third World shithole in a decade or so. Nobody in their right mind will want to come here. Croatia has nice clean beaches and great views of the ocean; why not go there?

 

[MisterBeale]

Agreed.

. . . but to answer your question.

Only two men in the history of the US have ever been president that haven't been WASPs. JFK and Obama.

Which other president to you think you most closely resemble?

List of presidents of the United States - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[ABikerSailor]

Can Mortimer pass for a white Anglo Saxon? Nope, he looks too much like he's Hispanic.

If he wants to pass for a white Anglo Saxon, he needs to get his hair dyed a bit lighter (yeah, you can have brown, but not dark brown), contacts to hide the fact his eyes are brown, and oh yeah, he needs to grow about 6 inches and lose quite a bit of weight.

The Aryan Brotherhood would never let him in looking like that.

 

[Mortimer]

Can Mortimer pass for a white Anglo Saxon? Nope, he looks too much like he's Hispanic.

If he wants to pass for a white Anglo Saxon, he needs to get his hair dyed a bit lighter (yeah, you can have brown, but not dark brown), contacts to hide the fact his eyes are brown, and oh yeah, he needs to grow about 6 inches and lose quite a bit of weight.

The Aryan Brotherhood would never let him in looking like that.

Come on dude... I ride here with Beowulf to glory

 

[there4eyeM]

What other than "white" could an Anglo-Saxon be?

 

[Mortimer]

What other than "white" could an Anglo-Saxon be?

Yeah a Anglo Saxon is always white but they themselves coined that term I used I don't know why