Calling all Anarchists; Top 10 Reasons the Mafia is Better than the State.

[MisterBeale]

Why do Americans have a fascination with the mafia? Why are there so many books and movies about the mob? Because as a form of social organization they have one thing for the community that the government doesn't, reliability and honor. In this form of organization there is a dystopian sense of fair play the common man can depend on, and a respect for privacy the government will never abide.

In our sad world, things have become amiss when the immortal words of Shakespeare's Macbeth have come to pass, "Fair is foul, and foul is fair, hover through the fog and filthy air"

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[MisterBeale]

10 Reasons Why a Mafia is Better than a Government

#10 – The Mafia has a sense of honor. If they say they will do something, they’ll do it. If the government says it will do something, you can count on it only if you’re getting screwed.

#9. The Mafia code of conduct is simple, clear, easy to understand and unfettered from millions of regulations.

#8. When the mafia goes to war there is little collateral damage to civilians. War is the health of the state, but for the mafia it’s bad for business.

#7. Instead of banning drugs or alcohol, the mafia peacefully provides high quality products to people who want them.

#6. When you buy protection from the mafia, you get protection. The mafia limits violent crime in the areas they protect, when you buy protection from the state you can dial 911 and die.

#5. The mafia’s protection is much less expensive than the states. The mafia wants around 10- 15% of your profits and the various levels of government agencies want at least 45% of your profits.

#4. Unlike the state, the mafia actually wants your business to succeed. They understand that without your business succeeding you will be unable to pay for their protection. Government bureaucrats get paid no matter what.

#3. The mafia won’t keep you from having a gun. The state wants you disarmed. The mafia gladly sells you the weapons you need to protect yourself.

#2. The state wants to regulate what you want to do in your bedroom. The mafia will sell you whatever you want for your private enjoyment.

#1. The mafia has a great sense of style, they dress far better than government bureaucrats and they are much easier on the eyes.

 

[whitehall]

Reliability, honor and a sense of fair play? The mafia?