Bush Admin. Joke :D

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    Q: How many Bush administration officials does it take to screw in a
    light bulb?

    A: None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; it's conditions
    are improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are
    delusional spin from the liberal media. That light bulb has served
    honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effect. Why do
    you hate freedom?

    :laugh:
     
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    i thought jokes were supposed to be funny?

    i suppose its because jokes are only truly funny if they are true, or have basis of truth...guess that's why this one isn't.
     
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    It is sort of funny... but it would be funnier if it was a light bulb that got brighter as time went on.
     
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    When your sense of humor is retarted by partisan hackery, you know you've passed the point of no return.
    :asshole:
     
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    It's funnier without the "Why do you hate freedom" line.. I smirked.
     
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    Ooohh, reduced to infantile insults that would only work if I cared.
    Besides, it takes one to know one. And you spelled retarded wrong. So much for your high-priced education. Now who's the retarded one?
     
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    Naked Emperor, why do you hate America?
    You must be a terrorist sympathizer. Go back to Iraq! :flameth:

    I bet Harry Potter is a liberal.
     
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    good one !!!! ;)
     
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    Oh lighten up fuzzykitten99. If you didn't like the joke there's no need to bash simply on political grounds. What a killjoy... Laughter is the best medicine, but I think its kind of a moot point if your ailment is cynicism. I wasn't trying to insult you, but I didn't know how else to respond to a person who signs on to the joke section to say what is or isn't funny... take it or leave it, and don't drag the rest of us down the sinkhole that is your sense of humor!
     
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    Perhaps someone's fuzzy kitten is not getting enough attention. :rotflmao:
     

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