Breaking: Trump can't swim!

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    Donald Trump was caught walking on water. ABC news immediately broke the story about how the not my president can't swim and is likely hydrophobic.

    CNN points out this is grounds for impeachment and are demanding that Trump be removed from office.

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    Oh, he can float just fine......
     
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    The media is gone, out there, the people can never trust them again without huge changes being made to them. I suggest the heads of these news agencies take a look into the near future and make those changes for a more neutral centered American news. Really fair and balanced.
     
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    The media is gone, out there, the people can never trust them again without huge changes being made to them. I suggest the heads of these news agencies take a look into the near future and make those changes for a more neutral centered American news. Really fair and balanced.
     
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    Love how the OP seems to think the so-called president can walk on water.......:lol: Nice comparison right there.
     
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    Mr. Trump is not alone. I can't swim too! :D
     

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