Armored Taco Truck Opens Fire on Citizen Border Patrol Volunteers: 1 Dead

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    APART-Taco-Truck-1024x576.jpg A shootout between a heavily armed group of citizen “border protectors” and an armored taco truck left one man dead and several others wounded, according to reports.

    Based out of Keysville, VA, APART is a quasi-paramilitary force patrolling the southern border to intercept drug cartels and illegal immigrants trying to cross the border and detain them until law enforcement arrive.

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    Got to wonder what kind of neighborhoods need an armored taco truck
     
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    Whoever wrote the story is an idiot.
    The caption under the photo says APART took it upon themselves to attack the taco truck yet a few sentences later they say APART was ambushed.
     
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    Whoever wrote the story is an idiot.
    The caption under the photo says APART took it upon themselves to attack the taco truck yet a few sentences later they say APART was ambushed.
     
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    The ones serving heroin tacos.

    Cartel front is obvious.
     
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    says nothing of the sort...better re read it
     
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    It says exactly that.
    It appears you need remedial classes on reading comprehension.

    "A quasi-paramilitary force took it upon themselves to attack a heavily-armored taco truck along the border."

    "The militia group, APART (Armed Patriots Against Radical Terrorists), was patrolling the U.S. – Mexico border near Chapeno, TX, Friday night when an armored taco truck reportedly ambushed the group, leading to a shootout that ultimately claimed the life of APART’s Communications Director, John Lanza."
     
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    wow you must need glasses - it says "APART is a quasi-paramilitary force patrolling the southern border to intercept drug cartels and illegal immigrants trying to cross the border and detain them until law enforcement arrive."

    the "took it upon themselves to attack a heavily-armored taco truck along the border" is NOWHERE in the article - YOU must have wrote that yourself lol....WOW
     

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