Iceweasel
Diamond Member
I can give them lead poisoning in various degrees. You can perform the potty defense.I heard the best defense it to urinate yourself. That way the attackers will want to avoid you.ISIS is on the loose, the more there are the worse it gets. Europe is filled with examples. Libs live with their heads up their asses and I'd rather not let them make the calls.Hey you forgot to mention nuking Japan. However, we do shit for freedom, don't overlook that.
Oh yea, I am really worried I am going to walk out my door today and get killed by a Syrian. Some of you people must stay bundled up at home and on the computer all day worrying about our freedom from Syrian's. If you are in the U.S. you know you have much more of a chance getting attack by bees than terrorist's or foreign national's, but you live in your fear.
Just like Vietnam we killed many kids to protect our freedoms here on U.S. soil, so far we're good.
Yep and I can't get to my bomb shelter fast enough.
It also might help to shit yourself at the same time and really stink the place up. Garlic works for Vampires, human waste might help keeping terrorists away.