Boogie boarder got killed by a shark off of Cape Cod

[Natural Citizen]

This is why I don't mess around in the ocean unless I'm on a boat or a Jet Ski.

According to the surfer who was waiting on his wave, he started yelling shark when he saw the white water splashing. A 15 ft boil, he said.

Authorities ID 26-year-old Mass. man killed in Cape Cod shark attack

The surfer dude further exclaimed that now it's like a stifling reality that we're facing here.

Soon after the attack, they did an aerial and there were two big sharks hanging out there.

Phhht. Screw that.

 

[rightwinger]

Yet these killings are very rare
First in Cape Cod in over 70 years

 

[hjmick]

Has Chief Brody shut down the beach?

 

[hjmick]

This is why I don't mess around in the ocean unless I'm on a boat or a Jet Ski.

Most people fail to recognize the fact that, though shark attacks are very rare, once you enter the ocean you are no longer high up on the food chain...

 

[sealybobo]

Yet these killings are very rare
First in Cape Cod in over 70 years

You could just as likely get killed in your backyard.

Matter of fact I heard natural citizen is in the hospital with severe burns. I am wishing him the best and hope he recovers.

 

[OldLady]

Yet these killings are very rare
First in Cape Cod in over 70 years

You could just as likely get killed in your backyard.

Matter of fact I heard natural citizen is in the hospital with severe burns. I am wishing him the best and hope he recovers.

He's out of the hospital and healing well. It's no cakewalk, though.

 

[rightwinger]

Yet these killings are very rare
First in Cape Cod in over 70 years

You could just as likely get killed in your backyard.

Matter of fact I heard natural citizen is in the hospital with severe burns. I am wishing him the best and hope he recovers.

Where I live in NJ we had a shark kill four people over 12 days. That was in 1916

We have not had a shark attack since

 

[AzogtheDefiler]

Yet these killings are very rare
First in Cape Cod in over 70 years

You could just as likely get killed in your backyard.

Matter of fact I heard natural citizen is in the hospital with severe burns. I am wishing him the best and hope he recovers.

Where I live in NJ we had a shark kill four people over 12 days. That was in 1916

We have not had a shark attack since

Even the sharks hate NJ these days.

 

[sealybobo]

Yet these killings are very rare
First in Cape Cod in over 70 years

You could just as likely get killed in your backyard.

Matter of fact I heard natural citizen is in the hospital with severe burns. I am wishing him the best and hope he recovers.

He's out of the hospital and healing well. It's no cakewalk, though.

I really hope he gets better.

Then I’m curious if he has health insurance. I notice he is a libertarian so when he’s better I hope we can turn this into a political discussion.