Blake Shelton: Sexiest Man Alive (???)

[ChrisL]

Blake Shelton is the least sexy man alive.

I suppose that's a matter of opinion. What is so terrible about him? While he isn't a drop dead gorgeous guy, he isn't an exceptionally ugly guy either. Maybe he's a really great person with a really cool personality?

Personality? You can’t grab a personality like you can a pussy. I’ll tell ya, you women with all your feelings and emotions just have no idea what is important. You know how guys decide which woman is the sexiest? The one with the biggest kanarangers. Men understand what matters.

What if she has bad breath and rotten teeth, or a fat tummy. Also, most big boobs are saggy unless they are fake. Boobs are heavy and we have gravity and all. Sure, you can pick them up in a bra, but . . . eww. Maybe it's just because I'm a female, but I think big boobs are rather unattractive looking. They can make you look fat sometimes too.

Great points and questions. You send me pics of the melons in question and I will rate them for ya.

I didn't ask any questions. I didn't ask you to rate any boobs. I'm just stating some facts is all.

 

[ChrisL]

Guys who beg for nude pictures of breasts and who are obsessed with breasts, not sexy IMO. Much less sexy than how Blake Shelton looks. They come across as immature (like a 12-year-old boy), shallow and stupid, honestly.

 

[yiostheoy]

So when girlies say "sexiest man" what does this mean?

 

[yiostheoy]

WTF?

Just tells you who reads People Magazine......

Not on my reading list.

I will read self defense magazines occasionally.

 

[BuckToothMoron]

Blake Shelton is the least sexy man alive.

I suppose that's a matter of opinion. What is so terrible about him? While he isn't a drop dead gorgeous guy, he isn't an exceptionally ugly guy either. Maybe he's a really great person with a really cool personality?

Personality? You can’t grab a personality like you can a pussy. I’ll tell ya, you women with all your feelings and emotions just have no idea what is important. You know how guys decide which woman is the sexiest? The one with the biggest kanarangers. Men understand what matters.

What if she has bad breath and rotten teeth, or a fat tummy. Also, most big boobs are saggy unless they are fake. Boobs are heavy and we have gravity and all. Sure, you can pick them up in a bra, but . . . eww. Maybe it's just because I'm a female, but I think big boobs are rather unattractive looking. They can make you look fat sometimes too.

Great points and questions. You send me pics of the melons in question and I will rate them for ya.

I didn't ask any questions. I didn't ask you to rate any boobs. I'm just stating some facts is all.

Actually you did ask questions....what if she had bad breath and rotten teeth, or a fat tummy....so my point was that those things have to be considered along with the whole package. A spectacular set of cans could offset other short comings. The bad teeth thing, well.....have you taken a close look at my munchers? I am not so shallow to think that a woman is not worthy just because her parents didn’t get her to an orthodontist. Certs or tictacs can easily take care of bad breath, and I personally find a fleshy tummy as very womanly.

 

[ChrisL]

I suppose that's a matter of opinion. What is so terrible about him? While he isn't a drop dead gorgeous guy, he isn't an exceptionally ugly guy either. Maybe he's a really great person with a really cool personality?

Personality? You can’t grab a personality like you can a pussy. I’ll tell ya, you women with all your feelings and emotions just have no idea what is important. You know how guys decide which woman is the sexiest? The one with the biggest kanarangers. Men understand what matters.

What if she has bad breath and rotten teeth, or a fat tummy. Also, most big boobs are saggy unless they are fake. Boobs are heavy and we have gravity and all. Sure, you can pick them up in a bra, but . . . eww. Maybe it's just because I'm a female, but I think big boobs are rather unattractive looking. They can make you look fat sometimes too.

Great points and questions. You send me pics of the melons in question and I will rate them for ya.

I didn't ask any questions. I didn't ask you to rate any boobs. I'm just stating some facts is all.

Actually you did ask questions....what if she had bad breath and rotten teeth, or a fat tummy....so my point was that those things have to be considered along with the whole package. A spectacular set of cans could offset other short comings. The bad teeth thing, well.....have you taken a close look at my munchers? I am not so shallow to think that a woman is not worthy just because her parents didn’t get her to an orthodontist. Certs or tictacs can easily take care of bad breath, and I personally find a fleshy tummy as very womanly.

It was rhetorical. Not a question I was looking for you to answer. Big boobs don't equal beauty. Some men have big boobs. Anyone with a few thousand dollars can have big boobs. Bruce Jenner has boobs now too! You ARE shallow. Extremely shallow for someone who's looks (if that is you in your avatar) are certainly at least questionable. Lol! You aren't in any position to be picky, sir! You should take whatever throws herself in your direction!

 

[ChrisL]

And then idiots try to figure out why they are getting screwed over or going through a divorce. Derrrrrrr. Lol!

 

[ChrisL]

I love dat woman. She gots big boobies. Men can't really be this dumb, can they? Really?

 

[BuckToothMoron]

Personality? You can’t grab a personality like you can a pussy. I’ll tell ya, you women with all your feelings and emotions just have no idea what is important. You know how guys decide which woman is the sexiest? The one with the biggest kanarangers. Men understand what matters.

What if she has bad breath and rotten teeth, or a fat tummy. Also, most big boobs are saggy unless they are fake. Boobs are heavy and we have gravity and all. Sure, you can pick them up in a bra, but . . . eww. Maybe it's just because I'm a female, but I think big boobs are rather unattractive looking. They can make you look fat sometimes too.

Great points and questions. You send me pics of the melons in question and I will rate them for ya.

I didn't ask any questions. I didn't ask you to rate any boobs. I'm just stating some facts is all.

Actually you did ask questions....what if she had bad breath and rotten teeth, or a fat tummy....so my point was that those things have to be considered along with the whole package. A spectacular set of cans could offset other short comings. The bad teeth thing, well.....have you taken a close look at my munchers? I am not so shallow to think that a woman is not worthy just because her parents didn’t get her to an orthodontist. Certs or tictacs can easily take care of bad breath, and I personally find a fleshy tummy as very womanly.

It was rhetorical. Not a question I was looking for you to answer. Big boobs don't equal beauty. Some men have big boobs. Anyone with a few thousand dollars can have big boobs. Bruce Jenner has boobs now too! You ARE shallow. Extremely shallow for someone who's looks (if that is you in your avatar) are certainly at least questionable. Lol! You aren't in any position to be picky, sir! You should take whatever throws herself in your direction!

You call me shallow and then disparage my looks. That is one of those pot and kettle things. What if I have a great sense of humor and a nice personality, with an 8 digit net worth? Can you imagine a woman (with a great rack of course) being attracted to me?

 

[ChrisL]

What if she has bad breath and rotten teeth, or a fat tummy. Also, most big boobs are saggy unless they are fake. Boobs are heavy and we have gravity and all. Sure, you can pick them up in a bra, but . . . eww. Maybe it's just because I'm a female, but I think big boobs are rather unattractive looking. They can make you look fat sometimes too.

Great points and questions. You send me pics of the melons in question and I will rate them for ya.

I didn't ask any questions. I didn't ask you to rate any boobs. I'm just stating some facts is all.

Actually you did ask questions....what if she had bad breath and rotten teeth, or a fat tummy....so my point was that those things have to be considered along with the whole package. A spectacular set of cans could offset other short comings. The bad teeth thing, well.....have you taken a close look at my munchers? I am not so shallow to think that a woman is not worthy just because her parents didn’t get her to an orthodontist. Certs or tictacs can easily take care of bad breath, and I personally find a fleshy tummy as very womanly.

It was rhetorical. Not a question I was looking for you to answer. Big boobs don't equal beauty. Some men have big boobs. Anyone with a few thousand dollars can have big boobs. Bruce Jenner has boobs now too! You ARE shallow. Extremely shallow for someone who's looks (if that is you in your avatar) are certainly at least questionable. Lol! You aren't in any position to be picky, sir! You should take whatever throws herself in your direction!

You call me shallow and then disparage my looks. That is one of those pot and kettle things. What if I have a great sense of humor and a nice personality, with an 8 digit net worth? Can you imagine a woman (with a great rack of course) being attracted to me?

Hey, I'm giving you a demonstration of yourself! Judging a woman's worth by the size of her boobs? That is the silliest thing eva! Not to mention, really, really stupid. You are in for a WORLD of hurting, and if you hare rich, then you can probably get one of those big boobed bimbos no problemo! Enjoy!

 

[BuckToothMoron]

Great points and questions. You send me pics of the melons in question and I will rate them for ya.

I didn't ask any questions. I didn't ask you to rate any boobs. I'm just stating some facts is all.

Actually you did ask questions....what if she had bad breath and rotten teeth, or a fat tummy....so my point was that those things have to be considered along with the whole package. A spectacular set of cans could offset other short comings. The bad teeth thing, well.....have you taken a close look at my munchers? I am not so shallow to think that a woman is not worthy just because her parents didn’t get her to an orthodontist. Certs or tictacs can easily take care of bad breath, and I personally find a fleshy tummy as very womanly.

It was rhetorical. Not a question I was looking for you to answer. Big boobs don't equal beauty. Some men have big boobs. Anyone with a few thousand dollars can have big boobs. Bruce Jenner has boobs now too! You ARE shallow. Extremely shallow for someone who's looks (if that is you in your avatar) are certainly at least questionable. Lol! You aren't in any position to be picky, sir! You should take whatever throws herself in your direction!

You call me shallow and then disparage my looks. That is one of those pot and kettle things. What if I have a great sense of humor and a nice personality, with an 8 digit net worth? Can you imagine a woman (with a great rack of course) being attracted to me?

Hey, I'm giving you a demonstration of yourself! Judging a woman's worth by the size of her boobs? That is the silliest thing eva! Not to mention, really, really stupid. You are in for a WORLD of hurting, and if you hare rich, then you can probably get one of those big boobed bimbos no problemo! Enjoy!

I luv ya ChrisL. Let me tell you a story-

A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5000 and watches to see what she does with the money.

The first does a total make-over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed.

The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed.

The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed.

So which one does he decide to marry?

 

[ChrisL]

I didn't ask any questions. I didn't ask you to rate any boobs. I'm just stating some facts is all.

Actually you did ask questions....what if she had bad breath and rotten teeth, or a fat tummy....so my point was that those things have to be considered along with the whole package. A spectacular set of cans could offset other short comings. The bad teeth thing, well.....have you taken a close look at my munchers? I am not so shallow to think that a woman is not worthy just because her parents didn’t get her to an orthodontist. Certs or tictacs can easily take care of bad breath, and I personally find a fleshy tummy as very womanly.

It was rhetorical. Not a question I was looking for you to answer. Big boobs don't equal beauty. Some men have big boobs. Anyone with a few thousand dollars can have big boobs. Bruce Jenner has boobs now too! You ARE shallow. Extremely shallow for someone who's looks (if that is you in your avatar) are certainly at least questionable. Lol! You aren't in any position to be picky, sir! You should take whatever throws herself in your direction!

You call me shallow and then disparage my looks. That is one of those pot and kettle things. What if I have a great sense of humor and a nice personality, with an 8 digit net worth? Can you imagine a woman (with a great rack of course) being attracted to me?

Hey, I'm giving you a demonstration of yourself! Judging a woman's worth by the size of her boobs? That is the silliest thing eva! Not to mention, really, really stupid. You are in for a WORLD of hurting, and if you hare rich, then you can probably get one of those big boobed bimbos no problemo! Enjoy!

I luv ya ChrisL. Let me tell you a story-

A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5000 and watches to see what she does with the money.

The first does a total make-over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed.

The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed.

The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed.

So which one does he decide to marry?

Lol! None of them because they are doormats obviously.

 

[BuckToothMoron]

Actually you did ask questions....what if she had bad breath and rotten teeth, or a fat tummy....so my point was that those things have to be considered along with the whole package. A spectacular set of cans could offset other short comings. The bad teeth thing, well.....have you taken a close look at my munchers? I am not so shallow to think that a woman is not worthy just because her parents didn’t get her to an orthodontist. Certs or tictacs can easily take care of bad breath, and I personally find a fleshy tummy as very womanly.

It was rhetorical. Not a question I was looking for you to answer. Big boobs don't equal beauty. Some men have big boobs. Anyone with a few thousand dollars can have big boobs. Bruce Jenner has boobs now too! You ARE shallow. Extremely shallow for someone who's looks (if that is you in your avatar) are certainly at least questionable. Lol! You aren't in any position to be picky, sir! You should take whatever throws herself in your direction!

You call me shallow and then disparage my looks. That is one of those pot and kettle things. What if I have a great sense of humor and a nice personality, with an 8 digit net worth? Can you imagine a woman (with a great rack of course) being attracted to me?

Hey, I'm giving you a demonstration of yourself! Judging a woman's worth by the size of her boobs? That is the silliest thing eva! Not to mention, really, really stupid. You are in for a WORLD of hurting, and if you hare rich, then you can probably get one of those big boobed bimbos no problemo! Enjoy!

I luv ya ChrisL. Let me tell you a story-

A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5000 and watches to see what she does with the money.

The first does a total make-over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed.

The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed.

The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed.

So which one does he decide to marry?

Lol! None of them because they are doormats obviously.

Close, you’re on the right track. He married the one with the double D’s.

 

[ChrisL]

It was rhetorical. Not a question I was looking for you to answer. Big boobs don't equal beauty. Some men have big boobs. Anyone with a few thousand dollars can have big boobs. Bruce Jenner has boobs now too! You ARE shallow. Extremely shallow for someone who's looks (if that is you in your avatar) are certainly at least questionable. Lol! You aren't in any position to be picky, sir! You should take whatever throws herself in your direction!

You call me shallow and then disparage my looks. That is one of those pot and kettle things. What if I have a great sense of humor and a nice personality, with an 8 digit net worth? Can you imagine a woman (with a great rack of course) being attracted to me?

Hey, I'm giving you a demonstration of yourself! Judging a woman's worth by the size of her boobs? That is the silliest thing eva! Not to mention, really, really stupid. You are in for a WORLD of hurting, and if you hare rich, then you can probably get one of those big boobed bimbos no problemo! Enjoy!

I luv ya ChrisL. Let me tell you a story-

A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5000 and watches to see what she does with the money.

The first does a total make-over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed.

The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed.

The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed.

So which one does he decide to marry?

Lol! None of them because they are doormats obviously.

Close, you’re on the right track. He married the one with the double D’s.

You speak about women as if they are nothing more than objects, property or something for you to "get something" from. How about the one who you like the most, get along with the best, and have the most in common with? Even women with double D breasts are going to have a personality! Grow up, little boy.

This might be on par with peeing on gum.

 

[Muhammed]

Probably based more on his persona than his looks. Women are less shallow than men and can look deeper than just at outward appearances. We realize that some of those men who are good looking on the outside are really nothing but dirty ugly worms on the inside!

I resemble that remark.

 

[BuckToothMoron]

You call me shallow and then disparage my looks. That is one of those pot and kettle things. What if I have a great sense of humor and a nice personality, with an 8 digit net worth? Can you imagine a woman (with a great rack of course) being attracted to me?

Hey, I'm giving you a demonstration of yourself! Judging a woman's worth by the size of her boobs? That is the silliest thing eva! Not to mention, really, really stupid. You are in for a WORLD of hurting, and if you hare rich, then you can probably get one of those big boobed bimbos no problemo! Enjoy!

I luv ya ChrisL. Let me tell you a story-

A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5000 and watches to see what she does with the money.

The first does a total make-over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed.

The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed.

The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed.

So which one does he decide to marry?

Lol! None of them because they are doormats obviously.

Close, you’re on the right track. He married the one with the double D’s.

You speak about women as if they are nothing more than objects, property or something for you to "get something" from. How about the one who you like the most, get along with the best, and have the most in common with? Even women with double D breasts are going to have a personality! Grow up, little boy.

This might be on par with peeing on gum.

You gotta take the stick out of your ass and loosen up. I have been married since 1985 to a smart and beautiful woman. I come here to unwind, vent or yank some chains. You are clearly an intelligent woman, and if your avatar is an actual pic of you, then you have no issues with your looks. But you sure can let people get under your skin.

 

[jillian]

My boy almost made it one year... and should have....


Hugh Jackman robs Christian Bale of 'Sexiest Man Alive' title

you think christian bale is sexy? sexier than Hugh Jackman? *shakes head*

 

[Bonzi]

My boy almost made it one year... and should have....


Hugh Jackman robs Christian Bale of 'Sexiest Man Alive' title

you think christian bale is sexy? sexier than Hugh Jackman? *shakes head*

I like dark hair, and thin features. I also like the look of Adam Levine

Yumyum!

 

[jillian]

My boy almost made it one year... and should have....


Hugh Jackman robs Christian Bale of 'Sexiest Man Alive' title

you think christian bale is sexy? sexier than Hugh Jackman? *shakes head*

I like dark hair, and thin features. I also like the look of Adam Levine

Yumyum!

we have different types. lol.

I walked past Hugh Jackman on spring street in NYC and literally couldn't get a world out of my mouth.

 

[ChrisL]

Hey, I'm giving you a demonstration of yourself! Judging a woman's worth by the size of her boobs? That is the silliest thing eva! Not to mention, really, really stupid. You are in for a WORLD of hurting, and if you hare rich, then you can probably get one of those big boobed bimbos no problemo! Enjoy!

I luv ya ChrisL. Let me tell you a story-

A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5000 and watches to see what she does with the money.

The first does a total make-over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed.

The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed.

The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed.

So which one does he decide to marry?

Lol! None of them because they are doormats obviously.

Close, you’re on the right track. He married the one with the double D’s.

You speak about women as if they are nothing more than objects, property or something for you to "get something" from. How about the one who you like the most, get along with the best, and have the most in common with? Even women with double D breasts are going to have a personality! Grow up, little boy.

This might be on par with peeing on gum.

You gotta take the stick out of your ass and loosen up. I have been married since 1985 to a smart and beautiful woman. I come here to unwind, vent or yank some chains. You are clearly an intelligent woman, and if your avatar is an actual pic of you, then you have no issues with your looks. But you sure can let people get under your skin.

How should I know if you are being serious or not? I'm not a mind reader! Obviously the size of a person's boobs is very important to some people for some reason, so the attitude you were displaying is nothing unusual or surprising.