Billy Barr hustled off to Walter Reed after brain implant failure!

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    BETHESDA, Maryland (The Borowitz Report)—Attorney General William Barr was rushed to Walter Reed National Military Medical Center on Thursday afternoon after the remote-control implant in his brain briefly failed, the White House has confirmed.

    White House aides first noticed signs of the implant’s malfunction during an interview Barr gave to ABC News, after which the Attorney General was immediately strapped to a gurney and transported to Walter Reed.

    A team of surgeons was able to identify the problem with Barr’s implant after an examination revealed a “low-power issue,” a Walter Reed spokesperson said.

    After the surgeons replaced the tiny battery in Barr’s implant, the Attorney General appeared to be recovering well and was able to speak to reporters at his bedside.

    “Donald Trump is our greatest President,” he said, staring into the middle distance.​

    Bill Barr Rushed to Walter Reed Medical Center After Remote-Control Implant in Brain Fails

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    The TDS is strong with this one...

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    Yes, it IS. VERY strong. Close to the final stage of TDS. This is where the afflicted one LITERALLY turns into a jackass and is doomed to braying nonsense for the rest of their life. Very sad.
     
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    Sure they don't have him confused with Biden?
     
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    ^^^^ Perfect illustration of how Leftists are devoid of humour and also devoid of the ability to do satire, the above is fantastically unfunny.
     
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    I thought this was true at first then I saw where CNN just picked up the story.:abgg2q.jpg:
     
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    Well that's possible I suppose. Joe is not exactly running on all cylinders. ;)
     
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