Bill Clinton's Wife's Feats and Accomplishments

MACAULAY

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I need a little help from the Loons and Pinheads on this one. And, I expect I'll get it...though I may have to wait until tomorrow when the Public Employee Union Members get back to work; run their porn sites; get bored; and come to the message board to carp.

Here is what I can come up with:

1) Married Bill Clinton.

That's all I have to speak of, without which accomplishment I believe she would have wound up a public defender in, like Chicago...mabey Night Court Judge....something on the public payroll of a rotting Northern city.

O. K.----here are some more of her feats and accomplishments but they sink to insignificance in comparison to her first one:

2) Got furious at Bill Clinton for getting sexual treats from interns (but didn't leave him because that would have ended her political career---see Night Court Judge above.)

3) Got elected Senator from New York (after Bill Clinton muscled out all the other Democratic candidates, in a mostly Democratic state. Accomplishments in the Senate--need help here--voted for Iraq War?.)

4) Got appointed Secretary of State (as payback for Bill Clinton helping Obama get elected.)

5) Made a big ole Red Reset button and gave Putin a chuckle;

6) Logged a lot of miles at taxpayer expense (but as Carly Fiorina says, that's an activity; not an accomplishment);

7) Once calmly finshed off a BonBon and two Twinkies while landing under heavy gun fire at an airport in Bosnia;

8) Watched while the Mid-east burned and Americans died in Libya;

9) Laid the ground-work for the Obama Administration Foreign Policy successes--Yemen and Somalia are the only things Obama can come up with (But scratch Yemen, and scratch Somalia too, after Al Qaeda in Somalia snuffed 150 students for being Christians.)

10) Started up her very own Server instead of using the Secretary of State Server and then conducted all of her Secretary of State business on it, for "convenience";

11) Deleted all her e-mails AND got professionals to scrub her server clean, even though they contained only information about her Yoga classes and her daughter's wedding.

Why should we elect Bill Clinton's wife as President?

See No. 1 above.
 
12) Decorated the home they bought with Terry McAuliffe's money with furniture and decor looted from the White House.

13) Drove Vince Foster to suicide.

14) Started the War on Powerless Women who Serve Powerful Men.
 
Don't forget, she couldn't keep her husband satisfied in the bedroom, so he had to stray, and 'not' have sexual relations with that woman.
 

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