Just a philosophical exercise. Care to play? Then choose your "teams" Dramatis Personae The Good Guys Jesus Christ w/Donald Trump as Jacob McCandles Joyce Carol Oates as Martha McCandles Parashurama as James McCandles Immanuel Kant as Michael McCandles Crazy Horse as Sam Sharpnose (w/ Wes Studi as his stuntman) Friedrich Nietzsche as Buck Dugan Carl Jung as Little Jake Cerberus as Dog The Bad Guys Karl Marx as Richard Boone (and Smaug) Young Vladimir Lenin as O'Brian GWF Hegel as Pop Dawson Old Scratch as Kid Duffy Hillary and Bill Clinton (as Rakshasa and Rakshasi) as Breed Renee Descartes as John Goodfellow Michel Foucault as Trooper Ahriman as Will Fain Thomas Moore as Billy Devries Lord of Mictlan as Walt Devries w/Barack Obama (as the Underworld Lord's Avatar) Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez as Karl Marx's Broodmare Who wins just before the credits roll? Does the home team save Little Jake once more from the clutches of a supremely well voice acted animated dragon, or will the scales of injustice and mishandled classified information prevail this time around? Comment or come up with your own teams or both.