MarathonMike
Diamond Member
Joe: "So hey Xi, I know this is a touchy subject but I'll get in trouble if I don't talk about it".
Xi: "What up, grasshopper?"
Joe: "Well it just kinda looks bad that you are sending chemicals to the Cartels that makes Fentanyl".
Xi: "Why that bad?"
Joe: "Come on man, that stuff is killing off 100 Americans a day".
Xi "I don't understand, you getting your cut, right?"
Joe: "Shhh nobody knows that. Look I need some kind of BS agreement to make folks happy".
Xi: "Oh I see. How about I tell Cartel to stop making it look like Skittles?"
Joe: "Hmmmm I dunno I think I need something more".
Xi: "You being tough guy. I might have to give you pay cut".
Joe: "No hey I didn't mean to get out of line. Just agree to something it's not like you have to do it".
Xi: "Oh ok, just pretend? I know, we change labels on boxes to say "Chinese Tea Bags".
Joe: "Now you're talking! Then we can take some pictures at the loading docks and we're good."
Xi: "Cool, good doing business with you, grasshopper".
Joe: "Sir it's an honor and privilege to serve you!"
Xi: "What up, grasshopper?"
Joe: "Well it just kinda looks bad that you are sending chemicals to the Cartels that makes Fentanyl".
Xi: "Why that bad?"
Joe: "Come on man, that stuff is killing off 100 Americans a day".
Xi "I don't understand, you getting your cut, right?"
Joe: "Shhh nobody knows that. Look I need some kind of BS agreement to make folks happy".
Xi: "Oh I see. How about I tell Cartel to stop making it look like Skittles?"
Joe: "Hmmmm I dunno I think I need something more".
Xi: "You being tough guy. I might have to give you pay cut".
Joe: "No hey I didn't mean to get out of line. Just agree to something it's not like you have to do it".
Xi: "Oh ok, just pretend? I know, we change labels on boxes to say "Chinese Tea Bags".
Joe: "Now you're talking! Then we can take some pictures at the loading docks and we're good."
Xi: "Cool, good doing business with you, grasshopper".
Joe: "Sir it's an honor and privilege to serve you!"