Biden Decides To Read 'Art Of The Deal' After Getting Ripped Off In Griner Trade

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Biden Decides To Read 'Art Of The Deal' After Getting Ripped Off In Griner Trade​

Biden Decides To Read 'Art Of The Deal' After Getting Ripped Off In Griner Trade

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In response to negative backlash over a poorly negotiated prison exchange with Russia, President Biden has begun reading The Art of the Deal by Donald Trump.

babylonbee.com

9 Dec 2022

In response to negative backlash over a poorly negotiated prison exchange with Russia, President Biden has begun reading The Art of the Deal by Donald Trump.
"I vow to do better," Biden told the family of Paul Whelan, a former U.S. Marine who is still stuck in a Russian prison. "That's why I picked up this great book from the library."
"I mean look at this guy. He looks like he makes deals every day!" said Biden, holding the book up proudly. "I promise you I'm going to be just like him. A real go-getter!"
Whelan's family initially expressed disappointment when American authorities first traded notorious Russian arms dealer Viktor Bout, also known as "The Merchant of Death," for WNBA athlete Brittney Griner, but are now hopeful that a deal can be made. "If anyone can bring Paul home it's Donald Trump," said Paul's twin brother David.
Biden has committed to finishing the book before reopening negotiations with the Russian government, say officials close to the president. The president is reportedly staying up as late as 6 PM to squeeze in some reading time.
"I'm going to be the master of the art of the deal, Jack!" Biden told CBS' Margaret Brennan. "No one will want to play Monopoly with me after I'm done with this book! Not a joke."
According to sources, Biden has been honing his new skills by trading Pokémon cards with kids outside the White House. "I traded a Flareon holo card for three Magikarps," Biden confirmed. "I'm doing it! I'm making deals!"
At publishing time, Biden was hopeful that Putin would accept some Pokémon cards in exchange for Paul Whelan.



Commentary:
Biden may find it difficult to understand because the book is above his reading grade.
To Biden and is Woke Democrats, they needed to show one of their most important constituencies that, they got their back, and Democrats were in the business of locking up the LGBTQ+ community’s votes.
All in all Joe as become a laughing stock in the world of foreign policy.
Te Babylon Bee as it te mark once again.

 

[luiza]

If, --- just a thought ---- you looked at Sleepy as part of controlled opposition, you might very well be able to laugh at the poor figure playing his part whilst applauding the net of stupidity and wrong doing that is being wrapped around the eventual fall guy .

All carried out legally and with excellent malice in mind .