Barack Obama Is Rick Perry’s New Best Friend

[Political Junky]

Texas should secede. They'd immediately be absorbed by Mexico. No great loss.

 

[KnobbyWalsh]

Texas should secede. They'd immediately be absorbed by Mexico. No great loss.

Maybe Slick Rick can get Kotexas to annex them?

 

[rightwinger]

I guess Rick is glad he didn't secede.

Now That He Needs Disaster Relief, Barack Obama Is Rick Perry's New Best Friend

Now that he needs disaster relief after the fertilizer plant explosion in West, TX, Gov. Rick Perry is full of praise for, and thanks to President Obama.

During his press conference on the situation in West, Perry said, “President Obama called from Air Force One as he was en route to Boston,” Perry said. “We greatly appreciate his call, and his gracious offer of support, of course, and the quick turnaround of the emergency declaration that will be forthcoming, and his offer of prayers.”

Now that Perry needs something, President Obama isn’t such a bad guy.

It’s almost like Perry wants us to forget his 2011 presidential campaign ad where he accused the president of waging a war on religion.

Fast forward to 2013, and Perry thanked Obama for his prayers. So much for that Obama war on religion. I guess that means that when a Republican needs immediate help from the federal government, President Obama gets to be a Christian. Gov. Perry has also accused President Obama of allowing a “jailbreak of illegal immigrants,” and said Obama disgusted him on gun control.
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to get something that is expected from all presidents like disaster relief you usually only have to have a disaster . but unfortunately you have to do some ass kissing first with Obama .

Explain it to Ted Cruz and the Texas Congressional delegation

No aid for Texas

 

[KnobbyWalsh]

So whatever because of Big Balls Rick's attempt to shake the hated federal government down for a few million? He is arguably the most ignorant fuck in major politics today. Bastard can't even memorize his own party's playbook and recite the lines properly. Christ, he probably never even read it!