Hum Dinger
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Most of them are useless and do not advance your stated goal:This nation could use the 10 Commandments to It's benefit. Just take a look around at all of the hatred and violence within our cities and the youth... Look at how women are treated...how the unborn is slaughtered daily...read the 10 commandments and tell me what you hate about them the most and why you want them hidden from our society...
1. I am the Lord thy God, which have brought thee out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of bondage. Thou shalt have no other gods before me.
Fuck that. What if I don't like the Jewish god?
2. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth. Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the Lord thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me; And shewing mercy unto thousands of them that love me, and keep my commandments.
Bullshit. I will make whatever the fuck I want and worship whatever the fuck I want. I will worship my own dick if I want.
3. Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain; for the Lord will not hold him guiltless that taketh his name in vain.
Fuck that. God, Jesus, Jehovah, Jesus, Goddammit, Elohim. Yo He Va He GodJesusDammit!!! I will say whatever the fuck I want!!!
4. Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy.
Fuck that. I will drink beer and have sex, and go to dirty movies and never go to church. FUCK the "sabbath" bullshit. I will do whatever the fuck I want on Saturday or Sunday or whichever day the "sabbath" is supposed to be on. FUck that shit.
5. Honour thy father and thy mother.
What if they are assholes?
6. Thou shalt not kill.
Fine, but it's funny. You put that outside a courthouse where the death penalty is handed down. Not that I am pro- or anti-death penalty, but seems a bit misplaced, no?
7. Thou shalt not commit adultery.
That's between me and the misses, no? That's more of a "breach of contract" issue, is it not? It's more of a private thing, no? I mean, I don't cheat, but government demanding that I don't cheat? Seriously?
8. Thou shalt not steal.
Okay. Fine. What are taxes?
9. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor.
Good. No lying in Court. That's a good one. It's not a total ban on lying, like most idiots think, but perjury is a very destructive act and should be punished.
10. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor any thing that is thy neighbor's.
Bullshit. I can be as envious and jealous as I want to be. This is a conflicting message in a capitalistic society. We WANT envy and ambition. And if my neighbor has a hot piece of ass, why can't I covet my neighbors ass? Makes me want to work hard and get some ass of my own, right?
So, don't murder, steal, or lie in Court. Don't need any of the others.
I once asked people on this message board to rate themselves relative to the 10 Commandments...i.e. how many of the 10 you've never broken...
I rate a 6 out of ten, and I'm not even religious.
No one responded...which says a lot about the 'Christians' on this messageboard.