Awesome to Be Catholic

[bodecea]

All these pro-choice, contraceptive, same-sex Liberal "cafeteria" Catholics – you’re gonna burn in hell, unless you get to confession, stat.

Catholicism: not that far removed from the Inquisition.

Another thing Catholics do not do is force their beliefs on anyone - force them to church, etc. It's all volunteer participation.
So, remain ignorant.

Now.

 

[bodecea]

That doesn't answer the question. What about the church's opposition to the death penalty?

What's the question?

Dodge.

 

[bodecea]

Where did you ever get the idea I am "pro war?" I've been shot at. You haven't It ain't pretty. Why don't you enlist and serve your country once and for all, you freeloading inbred knuckle-dragging asswipe.

All the posts you make about wanting to blow up parts of the middle east.

Then you come on here, pretending you take the new testament and the teachings of Jesus seriously, really is a great thing to put on display.

Like I said, keep up the great work friend! You take the one hour a week christian to a new level.

Parts of the Middle East SHOULD be blown up. In the meantime, people of your ilk should be drafted to be sent in advance to serve as cannon fodder.

Your Christian behavior is a shining star for the rest of us poor sinners.

 

[Warrior102]

All the posts you make about wanting to blow up parts of the middle east.

Then you come on here, pretending you take the new testament and the teachings of Jesus seriously, really is a great thing to put on display.

Like I said, keep up the great work friend! You take the one hour a week christian to a new level.

Parts of the Middle East SHOULD be blown up. In the meantime, people of your ilk should be drafted to be sent in advance to serve as cannon fodder.

Your Christian behavior is a shining star for the rest of us poor sinners.

What would you know about Christianity?
Dildo collecting, yes.
Jesus, no.

 

[bodecea]

All the posts you make about wanting to blow up parts of the middle east.

Then you come on here, pretending you take the new testament and the teachings of Jesus seriously, really is a great thing to put on display.

Like I said, keep up the great work friend! You take the one hour a week christian to a new level.

Parts of the Middle East SHOULD be blown up. In the meantime, people of your ilk should be drafted to be sent in advance to serve as cannon fodder.

You've got it all figured out internet tough guy, how could I forget all those times Jesus preached genocide and spoke fondly of mass murder.

You belong right up on the pedestal you've placed yourself where you are condemning others to hell, oh righteous one.

I remember fondly that line from the Sermon on the Mount: "Blessed are the Cannon Fodder"

 

[bodecea]

Parts of the Middle East SHOULD be blown up. In the meantime, people of your ilk should be drafted to be sent in advance to serve as cannon fodder.

You've got it all figured out internet tough guy, how could I forget all those times Jesus preached genocide and spoke fondly of mass murder.

You belong right up on the pedestal you've placed yourself where you are condemning others to hell, oh righteous one.

Sometimes filth has to be eradicated, asslips.

"Blessed are the filth eradicators; for theirs is the kingdom of Heaven."

 

[Warrior102]

You've got it all figured out internet tough guy, how could I forget all those times Jesus preached genocide and spoke fondly of mass murder.

You belong right up on the pedestal you've placed yourself where you are condemning others to hell, oh righteous one.

Sometimes filth has to be eradicated, asslips.

"Blessed are the filth eradicators; for theirs is the kingdom of Heaven."

Damn, you're a filthy skank.
Go sharpen up a vibrator.

 

[bodecea]

Sometimes filth has to be eradicated, asslips.

"Blessed are the filth eradicators; for theirs is the kingdom of Heaven."

Damn, you're a filthy skank.
Go sharpen up a vibrator.

"Blessed are the misogynist namecallers, for they shall know Peace."

 

[del]

blessed is the asswipe, for it shall be posted many, many, many times.

 

[bodecea]

blessed is the asswipe, for it shall be posted many, many, many times.

Verily.

 

[Ravi]

Right, and the Catholic church believed that to mean that the apostles passed this power onto their clergy, and their clergy only. Yet, that is never stated anywhere.

I don't understand your confusion. They started the Catholic church, no? Why would they give their powers to someone that was not a member of their church?

Who is the 'they' to which you are referring?

The apostles.

 

[Ravi]

Parts of the Middle East SHOULD be blown up. In the meantime, people of your ilk should be drafted to be sent in advance to serve as cannon fodder.

Your Christian behavior is a shining star for the rest of us poor sinners.

What would you know about Christianity?
Dildo collecting, yes.
Jesus, no.

Jeesh, would you just quit it???

 

[bodecea]

Your Christian behavior is a shining star for the rest of us poor sinners.

What would you know about Christianity?
Dildo collecting, yes.
Jesus, no.

Jeesh, would you just quit it???

He can't. It's part of his religion.

 

[Peach]

Your Christian behavior is a shining star for the rest of us poor sinners.

What would you know about Christianity?
Dildo collecting, yes.
Jesus, no.

Jeesh, would you just quit it???

Re: Warrior 102-Not exactly an example of Christianity many Christians would applaud.

 

[bodecea]

What would you know about Christianity?
Dildo collecting, yes.
Jesus, no.

Jeesh, would you just quit it???

Re: Warrior 102-Not exactly an example of Christianity many Christians would applaud.

I know a few nasty, hypocritical ones like him...ironically, they are all blue-haired middle aged women.

 

[Kiki Cannoli]

What would you know about Christianity?
Dildo collecting, yes.
Jesus, no.

Jeesh, would you just quit it???

Re: Warrior 102-Not exactly an example of Christianity many Christians would applaud.

His obsession with what a female orifice might contain is disturbing. And then to suggest sharpening an instrument...that is psychotic. And on a "good to be Catholic" thread...makes one ponder.

 

[bodecea]

Jeesh, would you just quit it???

Re: Warrior 102-Not exactly an example of Christianity many Christians would applaud.

His obsession with what a female orifice might contain is disturbing. And then to suggest sharpening an instrument...that is psychotic. And on a "good to be Catholic" thread...makes one ponder.

Reincarnated Torquemada?

 

[Si modo]

Jeesh, would you just quit it???

Re: Warrior 102-Not exactly an example of Christianity many Christians would applaud.

His obsession with what a female orifice might contain is disturbing. ....

As are the obsessions of several other USMB posters with the same, as of late.

 

[Kiki Cannoli]

Re: Warrior 102-Not exactly an example of Christianity many Christians would applaud.

His obsession with what a female orifice might contain is disturbing. ....

As are the obsessions of several other USMB posters with the same, as of late.

I know, Koshergrl's abortion obsession is endless.

 

[Si modo]

His obsession with what a female orifice might contain is disturbing. ....

As are the obsessions of several other USMB posters with the same, as of late.

I know, Koshergrl's abortion obsession is endless.

That, too.

It's all truly tiresome. And boring.