5stringJeff
Senior Member
A: Because they aren't heavy enought to carry body armor!
Q: What's black and white and red all over?
Q: What's black and white and red all over?
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Originally posted by Johnney
Q: why are worms slimy
A: because they have the same tastes as a democratOriginally posted by jimnyc
A: Because they are born from the same genes as most democrats :
Q: Why do dogs like to eat cat crap?
Originally posted by Johnney
A: because they have the same tastes as a democrat
Q: how big is the universe?
A: so you could feel smartOriginally posted by Jmarie
A. Big like an asshole
Q. Why ask dumb question?
Originally posted by Johnney
Q: is this heaven?
A: bothOriginally posted by jimnyc
A: Yes, welcome my son
Q: What was first, the chicken or the egg?
Originally posted by Johnney
Q: why do sheep look sexy?
A: they are masochistOriginally posted by jimnyc
A: Because you've looked at too many of Sandy's fatties
Q: Why do these girls live to torture us?
Originally posted by Johnney
Q: why do we still lok even though we know whats coming?
A: to get on your nervesOriginally posted by jimnyc
A: We are men, we hold eternal hope of a good looking naked woman
Q: Why must people do 75mph to get into the left lane and then slow down to 40?
Originally posted by Johnney
A: to get on your nerves
Q: why must i get behind the one person doing the speed limit for everyone?
Originally posted by Joz
A. These people are 'the keepers of the speed'.
Q. Just because I'm paranoid, does that mean eveybody's not out to get me?
Originally posted by Aquarian
Q. What's the difference between an orange?
A: No clue
Q. Did you forget a portion of your question?
Originally posted by lilcountriegal
Q. Do the voices talk to you, too?
A: Of course they do!
Q: Why do fools fall in love?
A: becasue my grades arent that goodOriginally posted by lilcountriegal
A. Because they're fools.
Q. Why arent there any size B batteries?
Originally posted by Johnney
A: becasue my grades arent that good
Q: why is cold cold
A: 'cause it's not hot
Q: to be or not to be?