Ok, I'm new to the boards, but this has, by far, been one of the most entertaining generic threads I've ever seen, with many of them reaching thousands of posts. Format goes like this: I start by asking a stupid question. Next poster gives my stupid question a stupid, preferably humorous, answer and asks another stupid question. Lather, rinse, repeat. example: I might ask why John Kerry keeps standing on both sides of every issue, so the next person replies that it's because the Democrats are having a two for one sale and then asks how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. Get it? Ok, here goes. Q: Where's the beef?