Ask a Stupid Question...

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    Ok, I'm new to the boards, but this has, by far, been one of the most entertaining generic threads I've ever seen, with many of them reaching thousands of posts. Format goes like this:

    I start by asking a stupid question.
    Next poster gives my stupid question a stupid, preferably humorous, answer and asks another stupid question.
    Lather, rinse, repeat.

    example: I might ask why John Kerry keeps standing on both sides of every issue, so the next person replies that it's because the Democrats are having a two for one sale and then asks how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. Get it?

    Ok, here goes.

    Q: Where's the beef?
     
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    A: In my pants.

    Q: Who's on first?
     
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    What's on second?
     
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    A. I don't know. THIRD BASE!!!!


    Q. does your bubble gum lose its flavor on the bed post overnite?
     
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    you stole that, DK :mad:
     
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    Not if it's Extra!

    If someone offers a penny for your thoughts, why would you put your two cents in?
     
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    If you post a question, you have to have an ANSWER ;)
     
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    Why? What if you don't know what the answer is? Mister smarty pants..:p:
     
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    A: Then you act like a politician and make one up.

    Q: If train A leaves Pittsburg for Chicago at 8:00 AM traveling 60 mph and train B leaves Chicago for Pittsburg at 10:00 AM traveling at 80 mph, how many liberals will be killed by standing on the track to protest the burning of fossil fuels? Assume the trains are burning deisel and are too large to stop after seeing the liberals. Also assume the liberals are too stupid to know the latter.
     
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    None, because all the liberals are currently freezing to death protesting drilling in mosquito habitats up in the ANWR.



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