As useless as...

[dmp]

useless as A screen door on a submarine

What if the screen door was used to mask off the chow hall from the hallway, etc?

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

As useless as a nifty cowbell avatar with no sound

 

[manu1959]

as a french man in a right wing chat room

 

[Jimmyeatworld]

As useless as a condom at the Vatican.

 

[Jimmyeatworld]

As useless as Keanu Reeves at the Oscars.

 

[Said1]

as a french man in a right wing chat room

Defending France. En Guarde!!

 

[CSM]

....John Kerry on a Swiftboat
....Ted Kennedy at an AA meeting
....Chirac defending democracy
....Islam promoting peace
....a fart in a hurricane
....plywood window
.....dehydrated water

 

[Johnney]

a dick on a priest

 

[Johnney]

tits on a nun

 

[CSM]

...a solar powered flashlight
... a tactical nuclear hand grenade
.... an electric rock

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

glow in the dark sunglasses

 

[no1tovote4]

Michael Moore at a Republican Convention.

 

[dmp]

Michael Moore.

Fixed that for ya!

 

[Deornwulf]

...a rubber crutch
...John Edwards as a running mate
...viagra at the Citadel
...a Democrat in a fight
...an Irishman at a peace conference
...Ex-lax at a chili cooking contest
...a bikini in Iran
...a snowmachine in Alaska
...a tanning bed in the Sahara
...any piece of exercise equipment sold via tv commercials
...Martin Sheen in a movie
...Chevy Chase at an awards banquet

 

[no1tovote4]

A razor at a NOW convention...

 

[Johnney]

my ex-wife

 

[Jimmyeatworld]

As useless as a penis at The Ellen Degeneres Show.

 

[5stringJeff]

- a brain in the audience of the Rosie O'Donnell show.

- a "Babes of the 1920's" topless calendar - photographed in 2004.

- an Abercrombie and Fitch outlet store in Saudi Arabia.

 

[no1tovote4]

A kickstand on a Tank.

 

[no1tovote4]

A new corvette in rush hour traffic.