As useless as...

[dmp]

A crap-flavoured lollipop.


Your turn...gimme a good "as useless as" line

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

Tits on a bull!

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

A football bat!

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

An elevator in an outhouse!

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

A midget with a 10 foot wienner!

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

one-legged man in an ass kicking contest!

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

Peeing section in a pool!

 

[manu1959]

a Massachusetts democrat in a presidential race

 

[manu1959]

USA pride with a digital camera

 

[manu1959]

joker without his :sausage:

 

[manu1959]

me without my :alco:

 

[freeandfun1]

tits on a boar hog

 

[freeandfun1]

useless as A screen door on a submarine

 

[freeandfun1]

knife at a gun fight

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

tits on a boar hog

or a bull, refrence post #2

 

[manu1959]

or a bull, refrence post #2

how about tits on a dude

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

how about tits on a dude

I wouldn't consider that useless. hell I'd love a pair!!!

 

[manu1959]

I wouldn't consider that useless. hell I'd love a pair!!!

you'll have to move to san francisco

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

you'll have to move to san francisco

NEGATIVE!!!
The idea of a man with boobs isn't gay.
Just means I'd never have to leave the house!!!

 

[manu1959]

NEGATIVE!!!
The idea of a man with boobs isn't gay.
Just means I'd never have to leave the house!!!

alrighty then