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rdean
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So many times, the biggest yuks have come from Republicans being honest. In my signature line, I add or remove lines depending how "good" they are. So much comes from unintentional comments.
The first time I heard this I laughed right out loud. Then, for hours afterwards, every time I remembered it, I chuckled. This guy was talking bad about people who received help. But it was different when he received help.
Grampa Murked U - Where, if anywhere, does personal responsibility fit into that? I made shit wages when I started out in life. In fact my first two bosses only hired me because of the tax incentives they got for hiring an ex con.
This was funny in it's creepiness. Right wingers always talk about how moral they are. Then post stuff like this:
Antares: I hope someone you love dies
I keep this one just because of the shear number of right wingers who claim no one on the rights ridicules science and scientists or education.
elektra: Science, people who make outrageous claims, one after another, never proving their claims yet they make a fat secure living doin so. At beautiful university campuses all across the country. A nice gig. Fooling the fools.
This one is hilarious. I never heard anyone call things "values". But I have heard some people call "let him die" and "women rape victim should have their "gift from God" whether they want them or not.
Tank: Homosexuality, welfare, unemployment, dropouts, STD.s. obesity, fatherless children, abortion, rape, murder are not Republican values, so thats why blacks, hispanics and gays are democrats
And this guy was telling me to admit one guy cured polio. Hilarious.
AzMike: So you admit one guy without government funding cured polio.
Some of the best have moved on. Like the time I said, "If you were making so much, you wouldn't live in a trailer". And the person came back with, what's wrong with trailers. They are just as comfortable as a house and they can be moved.
One time I told someone to come out of mom's basement. And they went on with, my mom's basement is great. She had it finished. Besides, I don't have a job right now. That person was actually talking about how wrong it is to send out unemployment benefits and food stamps.
Anyone have any zingers they want to share?
The first time I heard this I laughed right out loud. Then, for hours afterwards, every time I remembered it, I chuckled. This guy was talking bad about people who received help. But it was different when he received help.
Grampa Murked U - Where, if anywhere, does personal responsibility fit into that? I made shit wages when I started out in life. In fact my first two bosses only hired me because of the tax incentives they got for hiring an ex con.
This was funny in it's creepiness. Right wingers always talk about how moral they are. Then post stuff like this:
Antares: I hope someone you love dies
I keep this one just because of the shear number of right wingers who claim no one on the rights ridicules science and scientists or education.
elektra: Science, people who make outrageous claims, one after another, never proving their claims yet they make a fat secure living doin so. At beautiful university campuses all across the country. A nice gig. Fooling the fools.
This one is hilarious. I never heard anyone call things "values". But I have heard some people call "let him die" and "women rape victim should have their "gift from God" whether they want them or not.
Tank: Homosexuality, welfare, unemployment, dropouts, STD.s. obesity, fatherless children, abortion, rape, murder are not Republican values, so thats why blacks, hispanics and gays are democrats
And this guy was telling me to admit one guy cured polio. Hilarious.
AzMike: So you admit one guy without government funding cured polio.
Some of the best have moved on. Like the time I said, "If you were making so much, you wouldn't live in a trailer". And the person came back with, what's wrong with trailers. They are just as comfortable as a house and they can be moved.
One time I told someone to come out of mom's basement. And they went on with, my mom's basement is great. She had it finished. Besides, I don't have a job right now. That person was actually talking about how wrong it is to send out unemployment benefits and food stamps.
Anyone have any zingers they want to share?