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Recently I decided to see what I could get away with in this age of store clerks being schooled to avoid customer conflict at almost any cost. Since there are so many people ready to SNAP at the least provocation, I decided to pose as one. So today I took back some BP meds I didn't like to Wally World. I would not only pick up my new script but try to get my money back on the others. Pharmacies don't take back partial prescriptions....I had 25 of the 30 pills left. Who knows what I might have done to them, but of course I hadn't. The first clerk sneered at me so I asked for the manager. When he came out, I told him I'd seen Walmart's return policy online and it said I could return them for a refund. He politely said no it didn't. So I leaned in close to him and with my well-honed psycho look said in a booming voice: "ARE YOU CALLING ME A LIAR?" He froze.
Then he started mumbling about not saying that at all and I was mistaken. I kept staring at him. Then he offered me a "gift card". I kept staring and added a little facial twitch in mock-rage. He pivoted away, went behind the counter where they put their pills in little bottles and spoke to the first clerk who'd sneered at me. Then he came back around and whispered something to the cashier. She handed me my new pills, and refunded the difference on my old ones. Then I gave him a big normal smile and he knew he'd been had and shook his finger at me. Try it...practice your psycho look until it's truly scary...something like this:
Then he started mumbling about not saying that at all and I was mistaken. I kept staring at him. Then he offered me a "gift card". I kept staring and added a little facial twitch in mock-rage. He pivoted away, went behind the counter where they put their pills in little bottles and spoke to the first clerk who'd sneered at me. Then he came back around and whispered something to the cashier. She handed me my new pills, and refunded the difference on my old ones. Then I gave him a big normal smile and he knew he'd been had and shook his finger at me. Try it...practice your psycho look until it's truly scary...something like this:
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