AOC needs your help to pick out furniture for her 2 month old DC pad

[Frannie]

Up till and including now she is sitting on the floor. So will all furniture be free when she is President? and who will decide what chairs we get to sit in?

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s Twitter Plea For Furniture Advice Goes Hilariously Off The Rails

I feel so sad at this moment

My advice to her on 5 things to buy

1. A new brain
2. A new face that does not resemble a sneezing donkey
3. A big block of salt to lick
4. Extra dry hay
5. Who needs anything go screw, the World ends in 12 years anyway

 

[Erinwltr]

Up till and including now she is sitting on the floor. So will all furniture be free when she is President? and who will decide what chairs we get to sit in?

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s Twitter Plea For Furniture Advice Goes Hilariously Off The Rails

I feel so sad at this moment

My advice to her on 5 things to buy

1. A new brain
2. A new face that does not resemble a sneezing donkey
3. A big block of salt to lick
4. Extra dry hay
5. Who needs anything go screw, the World ends in 12 years anyway

All 5 points of advise, suck .

I mean really? Is this the best you can do?

 

[Norman]

Up till and including now she is sitting on the floor. So will all furniture be free when she is President? and who will decide what chairs we get to sit in?

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s Twitter Plea For Furniture Advice Goes Hilariously Off The Rails

I feel so sad at this moment

My advice to her on 5 things to buy

1. A new brain
2. A new face that does not resemble a sneezing donkey
3. A big block of salt to lick
4. Extra dry hay
5. Who needs anything go screw, the World ends in 12 years anyway

All 5 points of advise, suck .

I mean really? Is this the best you can do?

There are many people that could use the advice #1.

 

[Cellblock2429]

Up till and including now she is sitting on the floor. So will all furniture be free when she is President? and who will decide what chairs we get to sit in?

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s Twitter Plea For Furniture Advice Goes Hilariously Off The Rails

I feel so sad at this moment

My advice to her on 5 things to buy

1. A new brain
2. A new face that does not resemble a sneezing donkey
3. A big block of salt to lick
4. Extra dry hay
5. Who needs anything go screw, the World ends in 12 years anyway

/---- / She could buy a clue.

 

[Frannie]

Up till and including now she is sitting on the floor. So will all furniture be free when she is President? and who will decide what chairs we get to sit in?

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s Twitter Plea For Furniture Advice Goes Hilariously Off The Rails

I feel so sad at this moment

My advice to her on 5 things to buy

1. A new brain
2. A new face that does not resemble a sneezing donkey
3. A big block of salt to lick
4. Extra dry hay
5. Who needs anything go screw, the World ends in 12 years anyway

All 5 points of advise, suck .

I mean really? Is this the best you can do?

Enjoy Donald Trump, your President for 6 more years

CIAO

 

[WillMunny]

She's so fucking brain-addled stupid I'll bet she equally sucked as a bartender as well; when someone ordered a drink "on the rocks" she probably put an actual rock in it.