Any threads about this big-ass fucking cow yet?

[Asclepias]

Stormy Cow. Imagine the tits on that thing.

Those aren't tits.

It's a penis, folks. A gigantic fuckin' penis.

Cant be. Its been castrated.

 

[BlackFlag]

Normal size? I don't know. Any cattle folk here? How tall is one of these motherfuckers supposed to be?!

I thought most cows were about 5ft - 6ft tall. This must be some pygmy breed he is chilling with.

5 foot cows? Are you INSANE? They would be eating us!

Those wagyu cows are only about 4ft tall. They are bonsai cows.

Distribution and numbers of Wagyu. Traditional Wagyu breeds.

The average cow is just under 5 feet

Dairy Cows' Height & Weight

WELL I BE GOTDAMNED

My pit bull latched onto the nose of a cow and I could have swore the fucker was taller than me and I am 6'2"

Who knew cows were so tall?

How tall's a goat? If they're over 4 ft then I'm questioning everything.

 

[BlackFlag]

Stormy Cow. Imagine the tits on that thing.

Those aren't tits.

It's a penis, folks. A gigantic fuckin' penis.

Cant be. Its been castrated.

My Christ in heaven

 

[MarathonMike]

Last time I was on a dairy farm it looked like the milking cows were around 4 or 4 and 1/2 feet at the shoulder so yeah those brown cows are kind of short. But I've never seen a cow I couldn't see over the top, he is a bigun.

 

[jon_berzerk]

Thats got to be a fake. I'm guessing its some kind of photo shop since the giant cow isnt even the same breed as the other cattle.

There's video. It chills with Wagyu cows.

actually he is not a cow but rather a steer (male with nutz cut off)

but anywho he is one big steer

 

[BlackFlag]

Thats got to be a fake. I'm guessing its some kind of photo shop since the giant cow isnt even the same breed as the other cattle.

There's video. It chills with Wagyu cows.

actually he is not a cow but rather a steer (male with nutz cut off)

but anywho he is one big steer

Would he be delicious? Or is his meat freakish and ruined?

 

[jon_berzerk]

Thats got to be a fake. I'm guessing its some kind of photo shop since the giant cow isnt even the same breed as the other cattle.

There's video. It chills with Wagyu cows.

actually he is not a cow but rather a steer (male with nutz cut off)

but anywho he is one big steer

Would he be delicious? Or is his meat freakish and ruined?

he probably has a pretty good life

I imagine he would be tasty

thanks for posting that link btw

 

[BlackFlag]

Thats got to be a fake. I'm guessing its some kind of photo shop since the giant cow isnt even the same breed as the other cattle.

There's video. It chills with Wagyu cows.

actually he is not a cow but rather a steer (male with nutz cut off)

but anywho he is one big steer

Would he be delicious? Or is his meat freakish and ruined?

he probably has a pretty good life

I imagine he would be tasty

thanks for posting that link btw

Thanks. Mayhaps I shall look for other giant animals.

 

[Asclepias]

I thought most cows were about 5ft - 6ft tall. This must be some pygmy breed he is chilling with.

5 foot cows? Are you INSANE? They would be eating us!

Those wagyu cows are only about 4ft tall. They are bonsai cows.

Distribution and numbers of Wagyu. Traditional Wagyu breeds.

The average cow is just under 5 feet

Dairy Cows' Height & Weight

WELL I BE GOTDAMNED

My pit bull latched onto the nose of a cow and I could have swore the fucker was taller than me and I am 6'2"

Who knew cows were so tall?

How tall's a goat? If they're over 4 ft then I'm questioning everything.

Goats are short as hell. Maybe 2ft at most.

 

[BlackFlag]

5 foot cows? Are you INSANE? They would be eating us!

Those wagyu cows are only about 4ft tall. They are bonsai cows.

Distribution and numbers of Wagyu. Traditional Wagyu breeds.

The average cow is just under 5 feet

Dairy Cows' Height & Weight

WELL I BE GOTDAMNED

My pit bull latched onto the nose of a cow and I could have swore the fucker was taller than me and I am 6'2"

Who knew cows were so tall?

How tall's a goat? If they're over 4 ft then I'm questioning everything.

Goats are short as hell. Maybe 2ft at most.

Thank god

 

[Care4all]

a steer (male with nutz cut off)

Thank God! If he wasn't a steer, and I were a cow, I'd keep my distance from that monster!

 

[jon_berzerk]

Thats got to be a fake. I'm guessing its some kind of photo shop since the giant cow isnt even the same breed as the other cattle.

There's video. It chills with Wagyu cows.

actually he is not a cow but rather a steer (male with nutz cut off)

but anywho he is one big steer

Would he be delicious? Or is his meat freakish and ruined?

he probably has a pretty good life

I imagine he would be tasty

thanks for posting that link btw

Thanks. Mayhaps I shall look for other giant animals.

do it they are fun to look at

 

[Asclepias]

Thats got to be a fake. I'm guessing its some kind of photo shop since the giant cow isnt even the same breed as the other cattle.

There's video. It chills with Wagyu cows.

actually he is not a cow but rather a steer (male with nutz cut off)

but anywho he is one big steer

Would he be delicious? Or is his meat freakish and ruined?

he probably has a pretty good life

I imagine he would be tasty

thanks for posting that link btw

Thanks. Mayhaps I shall look for other giant animals.

Check out the liger.

 

[BlackFlag]

There's video. It chills with Wagyu cows.

actually he is not a cow but rather a steer (male with nutz cut off)

but anywho he is one big steer

Would he be delicious? Or is his meat freakish and ruined?

he probably has a pretty good life

I imagine he would be tasty

thanks for posting that link btw

Thanks. Mayhaps I shall look for other giant animals.

do it they are fun to look at

 

[BlackFlag]

There's video. It chills with Wagyu cows.

actually he is not a cow but rather a steer (male with nutz cut off)

but anywho he is one big steer

Would he be delicious? Or is his meat freakish and ruined?

he probably has a pretty good life

I imagine he would be tasty

thanks for posting that link btw

Thanks. Mayhaps I shall look for other giant animals.

Check out the liger.

I don't fuck with black majicks

 

[S.J.]

It's the James Comey of cows.

 

[BlackFlag]

It's the James Comey of cows.

Jesus god damn christ man

 

[BlackFlag]

I can't believe nobody is expressing awe in the size of this fucking animal. Bitch, be humble.

 

[airplanemechanic]

I thought this thread would be about Michelle Obama.

I'm disappointed.

 

[Asclepias]

I thought this thread would be about Michelle Obama.

I'm disappointed.

If you were relevant you would be disappointing.