“Anus Explosion” Lawsuit

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A Marshall University student is suing the Alpha Tau Omega fraternity after a fellow fraternity member allegedly shot a bottle rocket out of his anus.

Louis Helmburg III filed the suit in Cabell County Circuit Court against the fraternity and member, Travis Hughes, following incidents at a May fraternity party.

Helmburg claimed several underage party attendees, including Hughes, were drinking.

"Defendant Hughes was highly intoxicated on this date and time, and decided in his drunken stupor that it would be a good idea to shoot bottle rockets out of his anus on the ATO deck," the suit stated.

However, this plan quickly went awry.

"Defendant Hughes placed a bottle rocket in his anus, ignited the fuse, but instead of launching, the bottle rocket blew up in defendant's rectum," the suit stated.

Helmburg said the explosion startled him, causing him to fall three to four feet off the fraternity deck where he became lodged between the deck and an adjacent unit's air conditioner.

The suit seeks damages for pain and suffering, loss of time from his baseball team, lost earning capacity and medical expenses.

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You can't make this shit up.

 

[strollingbones]

and you cant fix stupid.

shoving a bottle rocket up ones ass and lightening it...rarely has good results

 

[Sunni Man]

The guy sounds like a future member of OWS when they regroup in the spring.

 

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