ANALYSIS: How Donald Trump Physically Dominated the G7 Summit

[The Purge]

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America prevails again...I am still NOT TIRED of our president AND AMERICA WINNING!

President Donald J. Trump asserted an imposing physical dominance over his fellow world leaders at the G7 Summit in France, a Free Beacon analysis has found.

Using a number of advanced techniques deployed by elite negotiators, President Trump successfully demonstrated physical supremacy over his so-called peers. According to the analysis, Trump's unapologetic display of American dominance stands in marked contrast to the supine deference of his predecessor, Barack Obama.

Here's a sampling of what our analysts found:

Narendra Modi (India)

Boris Johnson (Great Britain)

Justin Trudeau (Canada)

Emmanuel Macron (France)

 

[Confounding]

 

[Augustine_]

If anybody ever shook my hand while using their free hand to grip my forearm, I would think they were weird as fuck

 

[Rambunctious]

Trump is getting into being president...he is doing more for us than the last three knuckleheads combined...

 

[Fugazi]

Are you being serious?

 

[cnm]

 

[Kilroy2]

Luckily Putin wasn't there as in their first meeting, Trump was so in awe that he wanted to kiss Putin's hand but Putin being manly insisted that he holds his hand
with mine on top yours on the bottom move

rookie mistake

 

[Mac1958]

Are you being serious?

I think so. It's come to this.

 

[Kilroy2]

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Emmanuel Macron (France)

Actually that look is your squeezing my hand to tight, I am going to need both hands to let go
Not pictured by Trump aid handed him jell so that next manly squeeze will allow him to slip out easily

giving new meaning to "slippery when wet"

2nd one was more smell ya later

 

[NoNukes]

Trump is getting into being president...he is doing more for us than the last three knuckleheads combined...

He is mentally I'll a d you guys still support him.

 

[occupied]

How deluded do you have to be to think Trump was anything other than an embarrassment to America at the G7? He's a laughing stock to the world.

 

[my2¢]

That analysis was queer.

 

[petro]

He is mentally I'll a d you guys still support him.

English please?

 

[NoNukes]

He is mentally I'll a d you guys still support him.

English please?

 

[NoNukes]

He is fucking nuts.