American Culture

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    COWS

    Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our
    government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago,
    right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington And
    they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to
    locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe
    we should give them all a cow.

    CONSTITUTION

    They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't
    we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart
    guys, it's worked for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore.

    TEN COMMANDMENTS

    The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a
    Courthouse! You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not
    Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of
    lawyers, judges and politicians! It creates a hostile work
    environment!

    And Last but not least.....

    George Carlin said it best about Martha Stewart .

    "Boy, I feel a lot safer now that she's behind bars. O.J. Simpson
    and Kobe Bryant are still walking around; Osama Bin Laden too, but
    they take the one woman in America willing to cook, clean, and work
    in the yard, and haul her off to jail."
     

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