Maybe this belongs in technology???

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    April 2005

    Dr. Calvin Rickson, a scientist from Texas A&M University has invented a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling and prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in.

    At a news conference, after announcing the invention, a large group of men took Dr. Rickson outside and kicked the

    shit out of him.
    :boobies:
     
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    ah hah
    ah hah
    heh....
     
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    ya ya--I'm striking out on all my jokes today. Guess ya have to understand the crap Texas A&M takes in Texas.
     
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    Ha. ha. In fact Vict. Secret has come out with such a bra. It's $48.

    But in Cosmo this month it stated that "hollywood" women are applying lip enhancment gloss to their nipples to make them more prominent.
     
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    I just use Vaseline. Cheaper.
     
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    Not the same thing. And besides, who wants greasy nipples?
    Say, shouldn't this be moved to our sex thread?
     
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    What do you mean "our", White Woman ?????? :teeth:
     
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