Samson
Póg Mo Thóin
Yeah, I'm sure your little jabs would make Shakespeare jealous. What an idiot.
I'm impressed you've read anything beyond your 5th grade reader.
Bravo.
Literary genius! Wow, Mr. Samson, you're so smart. I think I'll break out the gold star stickers just for you.
Just take one off your forehead.
Or where ever else you've decided they look good on you.
You don't need to let me know: "Dick" right?