AH! I have to vote!

[GigiBowman]

Since I'm a poll worker I just got my absentee ballot in the mail because I will be working in a different polling place than my own.

So it's in front of me.

My ballot.

I have to vote.

I'm ascared.......

 

[dilloduck]

Since I'm a poll worker I just got my absentee ballot in the mail because I will be working in a different polling place than my own.

So it's in front of me.

My ballot.

I have to vote.

I'm ascared.......

I had you figured for a poll danc----er worker.

 

[xsited1]

This should help:

"... a light will shine through that window, a beam of light will come down upon you, you will experience an epiphany ... and you will suddenly realize that you must go to the polls and vote for Obama" - Barack Obama Lebanon, New Hampshire.
January 7, 2008

 

[GigiBowman]

This should help:

"... a light will shine through that window, a beam of light will come down upon you, you will experience an epiphany ... and you will suddenly realize that you must go to the polls and vote for Obama" - Barack Obama Lebanon, New Hampshire.
January 7, 2008

ah xsited, I was eating dinner at my computer and now you've caused me to choke on my mashed potatoes from laughing so hard.
I can only hope that at such a serious time as this....my Oprah edition Magic 8 Ball will show me the way.

 

[Navy1960]

You know Gigi there is always the dart method, you can post the ballot on a board and sling darts at it and the closet one's must be divinely guided so there's your vote. This has a bonus because if they turn out to be complete worthless picks then you can blame it on someone else.

 

[GigiBowman]

Wait...let me see my choices here....

Barack Obama Democrat
Barack Obama Working Families
John McCain Republican
John McCain Independence
John McCain Conservative
Roger Calero Socialist Workers
Gloria LaRiva Socialism & Liberation
Cynthia McKinney Green
Ralph Nader Populist
Bob Barr Libertarian

But where is Ron Paul


Oh well......Magic 8 Ball, Dart, beam of light.......

 

[xsited1]

ah xsited, I was eating dinner at my computer and now you've caused me to choke on my mashed potatoes from laughing so hard.
I can only hope that at such a serious time as this....my Oprah edition Magic 8 Ball will show me the way.

Sorry about that. A lot of people don't get my sense of humor, although they're usually liberals. For them I show no quarter!

 

[tymebeta]

Oprah and a Magic 8-ball, isn't that a bit biased?

Draw a white cloud on a white piece of paper. You will see truth and vote accordingly.

 

[Shattered]

Write in Jack Skellington; Pumpkin King.