AH! I have to vote!

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    Since I'm a poll worker I just got my absentee ballot in the mail because I will be working in a different polling place than my own.

    So it's in front of me.

    My ballot.

    I have to vote.

    I'm ascared.......
     
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    I had you figured for a poll danc----er worker.
     
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    This should help:

    "... a light will shine through that window, a beam of light will come down upon you, you will experience an epiphany ... and you will suddenly realize that you must go to the polls and vote for Obama" - Barack Obama Lebanon, New Hampshire.
    January 7, 2008
     
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    ah xsited, I was eating dinner at my computer and now you've caused me to choke on my mashed potatoes from laughing so hard.
    I can only hope that at such a serious time as this....my Oprah edition Magic 8 Ball will show me the way.
     
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    You know Gigi there is always the dart method, you can post the ballot on a board and sling darts at it and the closet one's must be divinely guided so there's your vote. This has a bonus because if they turn out to be complete worthless picks then you can blame it on someone else.
     
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    Wait...let me see my choices here....

    Barack Obama Democrat
    Barack Obama Working Families
    John McCain Republican
    John McCain Independence
    John McCain Conservative
    Roger Calero Socialist Workers
    Gloria LaRiva Socialism & Liberation
    Cynthia McKinney Green
    Ralph Nader Populist
    Bob Barr Libertarian

    But where is Ron Paul :(


    Oh well......Magic 8 Ball, Dart, beam of light.......
     
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    Sorry about that. A lot of people don't get my sense of humor, although they're usually liberals. For them I show no quarter! :badgrin:
     
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    Oprah and a Magic 8-ball, isn't that a bit biased?

    Draw a white cloud on a white piece of paper. You will see truth and vote accordingly.
     
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    Write in Jack Skellington; Pumpkin King.

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