defeating 27 ninjas with a spork like I did is way tougher than anything Huggy could come up with
Well that's only because he's hiding some of the details. All 8 gangsters each shot him a few times, he then got up and taught them all how the guns were what made them do it and the evil gun shop owners were to blame for them shooting him. After that he flew to a socialized medicine country to get free medical care in order to come back here and tell everyone how great Obamacare would be.
But then once he got back he got held down and had his new haircut ruined by some local high schoolers, that's why Romney must be stopped! And why Huggy is tougher than nails!
I forgot to include the plane Huggy flew on was fuel-free, basically an enlarged paper plane and the pilot was drinking government subsidized alcohol.