A Woman In London Has Gotten Married To Her Cat!

[JOSweetHeart]

Go here for the story.

God bless you and the woman and her family always!!!

Holly

P.S. How does a cat let it be known that it is saying, "I do."???

 

[Moonglow]

Go here for the story.

God bless you and the woman and her family always!!!

Holly

P.S. How does a cat let it be known that it is saying, "I do."???

A woman has married her cat in a bid to stop landlords from forcing her to give up the pet.

 

[johngaltshrugged]

She went full mental over some pu$$y....

 

[BackAgain]

Her husband is absolutely a pussy.

 

[skye]

P.S. How does a cat let it be known that it is saying, "I do."???

He winks at her, that means it is a yes!

 

[BackAgain]

Also, if she marries a pussy, is she a lesbian?

 

[JOSweetHeart]

Forgive me if this is a dumb question, but would it be considered animal cruelty if she tried to have sex with her cat?

God bless you always!!!

Holly

 

[skye]

Forgive me if this is a dumb question, but would it be considered animal cruelty if she tried to have sex with her cat?

God bless you always!!!

Holly

The answer is yes....that's animal cruelty

Only a very sick and perverted mind would even have such a thought.

 

[Rogue AI]

Good news for a certain Limey on these boards. Perhaps they to will find marital bliss with some creature. One less foreign interloper couldn't hurt.

 

[whitehall]

If you are married to a cat it would be assumed that the cat bears equal responsibility in the day to day structure of the family. Would the Brit establishment accept a paw print on a document?

 

[jknowgood]

A woman has married her cat in a bid to stop landlords from forcing her to give up the pet.

We said if gay marriage was allowed, it would lead to this.

 

[Rogue AI]

We said if gay marriage was allowed, it would lead to this.

It's a female cat, so double whammy degenerate lunacy.

 

[TheOldGroundhog]

Go here for the story.

God bless you and the woman and her family always!!!

Holly

P.S. How does a cat let it be known that it is saying, "I do."???

Was it a religious ceremony? All kidding aside, that would be an upgrade from my ex.

 

[JOSweetHeart]

^^^ I have no idea, but what you ask only leads me to all kinds of questions. Was the cat okay with the lady making all of the decisions concerning the wedding like when and where it took place? Was the cat okay with the person who took it upon themselves to be the one who got to say, "I now pronounce you......." I wonder what that person ended up saying there. "I now pronounce you husband and wife, or cat and wife?"

God bless you and that person always!!!

Holly

P.S. Was the cat okay with whatever was served during the reception if there was one?

 

[para bellum]

Forgive me if this is a dumb question, but would it be considered animal cruelty if she tried to have sex with her cat?

I don't know but the bow tie and pigtails is kind of kinky.

Was the cat okay with whatever was served during the reception if there was one?

I heard there was a delicious chocolate mouse.