A very unusual event in the Gaza/Egypt/Israel border

[Billo_Really]

I don't like the "she's not a real Jew" comment. At all.

Here's some real jew's!

Worried about in-law meddling? I'm an orphan! Write. POB74.

Yeshiva bochur, Torah scholar, long beard, payos. Seeks same in woman. POB 71.

Desperately seeking shmoozing! Retired senior citizen desires female companion 70+ for kvetching, kvelling, and krechtzing. Under 30 is also OK. POB 64

Attractive Jewish woman, 35, college graduate, seeks successful Jewish Prince Charming to get me out of my parents' house. POB 46

Divorced Jewish man, seeks partner to attend shule with, light Shabbos candles, celebrate holidays, build Sukkah together, attend brisses, bar mitzvahs. Religion not important. PB 658

Nice Jewish guy, 38. No skeletons. No baggage. No personality. POB 78

Female graduate student, studying kaballah, Zohar, exorcism of dybbuks, seeks mensch. No weirdos, please. POB 56

Staunch Jewish feminist, wears tzitzis, seeking male who will accept my independence, although you probably will not. Oh, just forget it. POB 435

Jewish businessman, 49, manufactures Sabbath candles, Chanukah candles, havdalah candles, Yahrzeit candles. Seeks non-smoker.POB 787

Israeli professor, 41, with 18 years of teaching in my behind. Looking for American-born woman who speaks English very good. POB 555

Is this what really goes on in your country?

 

[Lipush]

I don't like the "she's not a real Jew" comment. At all.

Here's some real jew's!

Worried about in-law meddling? I'm an orphan! Write. POB74.

Yeshiva bochur, Torah scholar, long beard, payos. Seeks same in woman. POB 71.

Desperately seeking shmoozing! Retired senior citizen desires female companion 70+ for kvetching, kvelling, and krechtzing. Under 30 is also OK. POB 64

Attractive Jewish woman, 35, college graduate, seeks successful Jewish Prince Charming to get me out of my parents' house. POB 46

Divorced Jewish man, seeks partner to attend shule with, light Shabbos candles, celebrate holidays, build Sukkah together, attend brisses, bar mitzvahs. Religion not important. PB 658

Nice Jewish guy, 38. No skeletons. No baggage. No personality. POB 78

Female graduate student, studying kaballah, Zohar, exorcism of dybbuks, seeks mensch. No weirdos, please. POB 56

Staunch Jewish feminist, wears tzitzis, seeking male who will accept my independence, although you probably will not. Oh, just forget it. POB 435

Jewish businessman, 49, manufactures Sabbath candles, Chanukah candles, havdalah candles, Yahrzeit candles. Seeks non-smoker.POB 787

Israeli professor, 41, with 18 years of teaching in my behind. Looking for American-born woman who speaks English very good. POB 555

Is this what really goes on in your country?

HA! That's hilarious! Where did you find this?

Seriously now, though. The Israeli-Jewish nation is a beautiful nation, that doesn't get the appriciation it deserves.

 

[Billo_Really]

HA! That's hilarious! Where did you find this?

Seriously now, though. The Israeli-Jewish nation is a beautiful nation, that doesn't get the appriciation it deserves.

From here.

It's the one titled, "ACTUAL PERSONALS WHICH APPEARED IN ISRAELI PAPERS".

So far, my favorite is...


The Wailing Wall
A reporter goes to Israel to cover the fighting. She is looking for something emotional and positive and of human interest. Something like that guy in Sarajevo who risked his life to play the cello everyday in the town square.

In Jerusalem, she heard about an old Jew who had been going to the Wailing Wall to pray, twice a day, every day, for a long, long time. So she went to check it out. She goes to the Wailing Wall and there he is!

So she watches him pray and after about 45 minutes, when he turns to leave, she approaches him for an interview.

"Rebecca Smith, CNN News. Sir, how long have you been coming to the Wall and praying?"

"For about 50 years."

"What do you pray for?"

"For peace between the Jews and the Arabs. For all the hatred to stop. For our children to grow up in safety and friendship."

"How do you feel after doing this for 50 years?"

"Like I'm talking to a fucking wall."

 

[Lipush]

HA! That's hilarious! Where did you find this?

Seriously now, though. The Israeli-Jewish nation is a beautiful nation, that doesn't get the appriciation it deserves.

From here.

It's the one titled, "ACTUAL PERSONALS WHICH APPEARED IN ISRAELI PAPERS".

So far, my favorite is...


The Wailing Wall
A reporter goes to Israel to cover the fighting. She is looking for something emotional and positive and of human interest. Something like that guy in Sarajevo who risked his life to play the cello everyday in the town square.

In Jerusalem, she heard about an old Jew who had been going to the Wailing Wall to pray, twice a day, every day, for a long, long time. So she went to check it out. She goes to the Wailing Wall and there he is!

So she watches him pray and after about 45 minutes, when he turns to leave, she approaches him for an interview.

"Rebecca Smith, CNN News. Sir, how long have you been coming to the Wall and praying?"

"For about 50 years."

"What do you pray for?"

"For peace between the Jews and the Arabs. For all the hatred to stop. For our children to grow up in safety and friendship."

"How do you feel after doing this for 50 years?"

"Like I'm talking to a fucking wall."

That one is pretty familiar.

I have this one-

3 guys, Israeli, French and British, are all on an Island, getting captured by cannibals. "Since we're modern, each one of you will have one wish to ask, before we eat you".

The French asked for a good wine, and soon enough, I good wine was brought. The English asked for "fish and chips" and that was given to him.

"I want you to kick me in the ass", said the Israeli. "Hua? kick in the ass"??

"that's what I want!" he insisted. Indeed the leader kicked him, hard.

Then the Israeli pulls out a gun and shoots the leader, all three escape.

"If you had a gun, why didn't you just shoot him when they captured us"?

The Israeli's eyes grew wide, "Are you guys nuts? they would have said I was the aggressor!"

 

[ima]

Here's one:

What's got a big nose and screams when you put it in an oven?







My dog.