A safari adventurer came upon a village of natives. In this village, there were drums constantly beating. "What are the drums for?" asked the adventurer. "If the drums stop, a Bad Thing will happen", answered one of the natives. This went on for days. Everytime, the answer was the same... a Bad Thing would happen if the drums should stop. Late one evening, the drums suddenly stopped. "Oh my God," shouted one of the explorers, "What's going to happen?!" "A Bad Thing will happen now" said the native. "Well, WHAT?" screamed the explorer, panic-stricken. "Bass solo."