A ruined weekend...

If a woman is over 25 years old and asks a man what he is thinking....she deserves what she gets. Because she is foolish. :)

Exactly.

Kinda surprised the answer wasn't: "When are we gonna go back to the cabin 'cause...I thought that's what we were here for?"

OR

"Are you hungry? 'Cause I'm hungry. I'd also like a beer."

To me the pig was a distant third. :04:
 
I have selective hearing............Yes Dear..........Yes Dear.....Sure Dear.....

Wife asks, Do I look Fat in this.......

Yes Dear.....

Oh shit....
 
It was beginning to go downhill with the ex-to-be when out of the blue she stated, "I know what you're thinking."

Guess I should have replied with something other than, "It's a number between 1 and 99."
 

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