A paid political announcement from Barack Obama

Discussion in 'Politics' started by Little-Acorn, Feb 16, 2008.

  1. Little-Acorn
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    My fellow Identity-Americans:

    As your future President I want to thank my supporters, for their ... well, support.

    Your mindless support of me, despite my complete lack of any legislative achievement, my pastor's relations with Louis Farrakhan and Libyan dictator Momar Quadafi, or my blatantly leftist voting record while I present myself as some sort of bi-partisan agent of change.

    I also like how my supporters claim my youthful drug use and criminal behavior somehow qualifies me for the Presidency after 8 years of claiming Bush's youthful drinking disqualifies him. Your hypocrisy is a beacon of hope shining over a sea of political posing.

    I would also like to thank the Kennedy's for coming out in support of me. There's a lot of glamour behind the Kennedy name, even though JFK started the Vietnam War, his brother Robert illegally wiretapped Martin Luther King, Jr. and Teddy killed a female employee he was having an extra marital affair with who was pregnant with his child. And I'm not going anywhere near the cousins, both literally and figuratively.

    And I'd like to thank Oprah Winfrey for her support. Her love of meaningless empty platitudes will be the force that propels me to the White House.

    Americans should vote for me, not because of my lack of experience or achievement, but because I make people feel good. Voting for me causes some white folk to feel relieved of their imagined, racist guilt.

    I say things that sound meaningful, but don't really mean anything because Americans are tired of things having meaning. If things have meaning, then that means you have to think about them.

    Americans are tired of thinking.

    It's time to shut down the brain, and open up the heart.

    So when you go to vote in the primaries, remember don't think, just do.

    And do it for me.

    Thank You.
     
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    Kind of ironic for a Bush supporter to be talking about Obama's lack of substance, drug use and a "lack of meaning".

    Dayum... I just love the smell of desperation in the morning, smells like victory. ;)

    (with apologies to Apocolypse Now!)
     
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    And here you are again pretending the point does not stand. Hypocrit would be a damn fine word in regards this issue. Bush did it? BAD BAD. Obama did it? No problem it makes him a better leader.
     

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