94 Minutes

[code1211]

I bought a ticket for the Mega Millions drawing tonight.

If I win, I get 640 Million dollars.

In the hands of the Feds and at the current rate of Federal Spending, that would last for 94 minutes. 640 Million dollars burnt up in 94 minutes.

I'm trying to decide if I should take the lifetime payments, take the all cash as a lump sum or just give it to Obama so he can spend it. He obviously knows a great deal more than I do about getting rid of large sums of money.

Decisions, decisions, decisions.

 

[Big Black Dog]

Give it to me. I can make it last for at least 120 minutes.

 

[occupied]

Give it all to charity, no taxes, problem solved.

 

[g5000]

I bought a ticket for the Mega Millions drawing tonight.

If I win, I get 640 Million dollars.

In the hands of the Feds and at the current rate of Federal Spending, that would last for 94 minutes. 640 Million dollars burnt up in 94 minutes.

I'm trying to decide if I should take the lifetime payments, take the all cash as a lump sum or just give it to Obama so he can spend it. He obviously knows a great deal more than I do about getting rid of large sums of money.

Decisions, decisions, decisions.

You could buy Sandra Fluke a lifetime supply of contraception, and still have enough left over to pay for Sarah Palin's wardrobe.