600-lb Woman Dies...

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    couldn't force herself to slow down the rate at which she stuffed her pie-hole... and dies as a result...

    Tragedy Of The 600 Lb Single Mom With An Insatiable Appetite Who Ate Herself To Death | Radar Online


    wow... gotta say, I'm left with a buncha questions...

    first one being: exactly how much food did she put away per day to get herself in this condition...?

    second one being: how many starving Haitians coulda been fed by the stuff this insatiable pig put away...?

    third one being: why did her caregivers keep bringing her unlimited amounts of food to shovel down her gullet...? think about it... she couldn't get the food herself, 'cause she was so fuckin' morbidly obese and completely immobilized... so... if they were so concerned, why'd they keep feeding the pig...?
     
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    I bet there will be a few people who claim she had an illness that made her overweight...lol. Yes, she does have an illness - it was called the inability to put down a fork.

    So she is dead. I feel sorry for the morgue who have to find a freezer big enough for her fat body, the gravediggers who have to dig an extra bigger hole, and the pallbearers who will struggle to carry her flabby mass, and the coffin makers who have to make a super sized coffin.
     
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    1# 8k per day 3-4 full pizza's or a dozen large burders and fries
    2# Why would we waste our resources on that?
    3# Stupid people don't want to see their family member bitch
     
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    yep... not a pretty site for the clean-up folks... glad I'm not them...
     
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    600 lb woman dies.

    Didn't see that one coming.
     
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    This is one of Americas biggest fucking problems- fat, obese, disgusting lard asses.

    The military has said it is a national defense issue, lack of fit warfighting bodies.
    Its driving healthcare costs through the roof.
    Its lowering worker productivity.

    We need to fix our fat problem. Statistically, most of you reading this are obese.
     
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    My Morbidly Obese Aunt and Uncle have a refrigerator in their bedroom. Not a full size one but a smaller dorm room type.

    It's stocked with cakes, pies, candy and wine which my Aunt claims she never drinks.

    My Uncle hes never met a vegetable he likes and I've seen my Aunt eat an entire container of chocolate covered raisins from CostCo which is 38 servings of 190 calories equals 7,220. That's in addition to everything else she ate in a day. So yeah, it's a full time job just to maintain that weight.

    And God forbid you ever say anything about her weight because she'll go off.
     
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    It was a slow suicide, as her doctor said, she was dead already. That bed was her coffin.
     
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    Should tell you that the population of this country gets more than enough free shit and food to eat.
     
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    Well, that's one less person for the 500 lb women to point to and say hey,

    at least I'm not her!!
     

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