6 Reasons Your Right-Wing Friend Isn’t Coming To Your Side On Gun Control

Gun control my ass. There are so many rules on the books right now pertaining to buying a gun its plain ridiculous.

Guns don't kill people. People kill people. The gun is the tool, the person using it is the weapon.

The only way to stop killing like the school killing is to shoot anyone using a gun outside the law in the head. Kill em all and then you MIGHT have an answer.

33,000 gun deaths a year.
70,000 gun injuries.

If shooting people were the answer, we'd be there by now.

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Over 33,000 people have died so far this year from medical errors, what are you gonna do about it? There is no doubt this is absolute criminal behavior - you know murder… LOL
 
we read history, we know what happens when the citizens can't fight back.

Um, here's the thing... even the worst dictatorships in history had the enthusastic support of their people.

The "Good Germans" didn't fight Hitler, they fought for him to the last old man and little boy in the ruins of their cities.
Europeans love socialism and Hitler was the ultimate socialist
 
we have laws, in place, to prevent such a sale happening.

how are you, honestly, going to fuck over people for the governments fuck up?

Sure am.

You see, if you call the IRS, and they give you advice, and your tax form is still wrong, you are still on the hook to get it right. Not their fault, it's yours.

Same thing here. The gun sellers know who their customers are. They know that when some guy comes into his store with orange hair doing a bad Heath Ledger as the Joker imitation and wants an AR-15, he's probably up to no good with it.

The thing is, the gun lobby WANTS the bad guys to get guns. They want the bad guys to get guns so people like you get scared, and want them, too. They want the bad guys to get guns so that government agencies will buy more guns (40% of gun sales are to government agencies.)

Now, you hit them with a couple of eight-figure settlements with families of people who say, sensibly,

"How could you sell THIS guy a gun?"

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And I promise you, they will make sure they aren't selling a gun to THAT guy.
That guy is a progressive socialist…
 
That still puts them behind teachers unions, dairy farmers, the evil AARP, Blue Cross Blue Shield, and the National Association of Realtors (seriously, look up NAR's numbers ... outrageous), among others.

And if AARP were responsible for 33,000 deaths a year, I'd have a word with them.

Looks like another one busts a nut to make insults and blame.

My wife constantly gets threats from her students.

Some get suspended, some expelled.

You...?

Could care less.

And you aren't worried one of them could go out, buy a machine gun and come back to settle the score?

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That still puts them behind teachers unions, dairy farmers, the evil AARP, Blue Cross Blue Shield, and the National Association of Realtors (seriously, look up NAR's numbers ... outrageous), among others.

And if AARP were responsible for 33,000 deaths a year, I'd have a word with them.

Looks like another one busts a nut to make insults and blame.

My wife constantly gets threats from her students.

Some get suspended, some expelled.

You...?

Could care less.

And you aren't worried one of them could go out, buy a machine gun and come back to settle the score?

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Yes. I do.

We've had a few this week, in Maryland, that have been caught with firearms at school.

You may have not heard about them because no one had been shot.

I'm still not going to blame the NRA, law abiding firearms owners and demand bans on weapons.

I'm going to blame the students and their parents and congratulate those who turned them in.
 
Being an example of board stupidity isn't something to be proud of.

And all those numbers with no backup. On second thought don't even bother providing any, because we all know your sources are usually bullshit.

Guy, you just pretend numbers you don't like don't exist, which is why I'm glad I don't use any of hte infrastructure in NYC.

But for those who want to be enlightened.

The gun numbers: just 3% of American adults own a collective 133m firearms

The guardian, lol.

Survey results are not hard numbers. That you pretend they are just shows how much of a tool you are.
 
The guardian, lol.

Survey results are not hard numbers. That you pretend they are just shows how much of a tool you are.

Actually, they sound about right. YOu can always tell the gun nut, and they really are a small fringe of the population.

One of the sales guys i used to deal with. Got arrested when he was chasing his wife down the street with a gun. Had a collection of 26 guns.

Fortunately, they got him off the street before he killed someone.

Oh, at his trial, his lawyer had the nerve to say, "If he wanted to shoot her, he would have because he was such an awesome marksman."
 
The article was actually in the Federalist.

And you just proved the point of the article.

You just included so many typical gun control freak cliches that you are now dumber than JoeBlow when it comes to this topic.

You are a whiny pathetic loser.

Wow, I'm glad to see I occupy space in your head.

Here's the thing. We aren't going to win over the gun nuts, and we shouldn't even try.

That 3% of the population that compensates for tiny penises by owning 50% of the guns in the country, we aren't going to win them over.

We work on the 79% who don't own guns, and the 18% who own a gun or two, but don't want their kid going to school with an Emo loser with a machine gun.
Well, I don't own a gun, and I don't plan to anytime soon, but I will still tell one of you cucks to get fucked if you ever try to spew that gunphobia bullshit at me.
 
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The problem here is that (thankfully) not all "right wingers" are republican/evangelical lemmings who mindlessly follow others. To that extent, my right wing friends agree with me in that some pragmatic, common sense laws as far as gun purchasing and ownership, is prudent.
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Common sense is an especially difficult concept for liberals who have no sense at all, much less any common sense.
 
Well, I don't own a gun, and I don't plan to anytime soon, but I will still tell one of you cucks to get fucked if you ever try to spew that gunphobia bullshit at me.

Doesn't matter, you are still in the minority. People are sick and tired of watching their kids get wheeled out in body bags so you can feel "manly".

They're also sick and tired of watching their kids get put in body bags so you can feel warm and fuzzy.
 
The guardian, lol.

Survey results are not hard numbers. That you pretend they are just shows how much of a tool you are.

Actually, they sound about right. YOu can always tell the gun nut, and they really are a small fringe of the population.

One of the sales guys i used to deal with. Got arrested when he was chasing his wife down the street with a gun. Had a collection of 26 guns.

Fortunately, they got him off the street before he killed someone.

Oh, at his trial, his lawyer had the nerve to say, "If he wanted to shoot her, he would have because he was such an awesome marksman."

Anecdotes are not evidence. try again.
 
Well, I don't own a gun, and I don't plan to anytime soon, but I will still tell one of you cucks to get fucked if you ever try to spew that gunphobia bullshit at me.

Doesn't matter, you are still in the minority. People are sick and tired of watching their kids get wheeled out in body bags so you can feel "manly".
I am a man.

I feel manly all the time.

You cucks should try a testosterone supplement if you think owning a gun has any effect on feeling "manly".
 
I am a man. I feel manly all the time. You cucks should try a testosterone supplement if you think owning a gun has any effect on feeling "manly".
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Am I not a man? And is a man not stupid? I'm a man, so I married.
Wife, children, house, everything. The full catastrophe.

~ Alexis Zorba: "Zorba The Greek" ~​
 
Anecdotes are not evidence. try again.

Naw, this guy was a great example of you gun nuts. We all knew he was a little off, but even we were shocked how off he was.
I am a man.

I feel manly all the time.

You cucks should try a testosterone supplement if you think owning a gun has any effect on feeling "manly".

Guy, if you have to cower behind a gun, you aren't very "manly".

They're also sick and tired of watching their kids get put in body bags so you can feel warm and fuzzy.

Well, if that were happening... you might have a point. But we arent the ones turning the country into a shooting range.
 
Anecdotes are not evidence. try again.

Naw, this guy was a great example of you gun nuts. We all knew he was a little off, but even we were shocked how off he was.
I am a man.

I feel manly all the time.

You cucks should try a testosterone supplement if you think owning a gun has any effect on feeling "manly".

Guy, if you have to cower behind a gun, you aren't very "manly".

They're also sick and tired of watching their kids get put in body bags so you can feel warm and fuzzy.

Well, if that were happening... you might have a point. But we arent the ones turning the country into a shooting range.


what a lazy cocksucker you are.
 
Anecdotes are not evidence. try again.

Naw, this guy was a great example of you gun nuts. We all knew he was a little off, but even we were shocked how off he was.
I am a man.

I feel manly all the time.

You cucks should try a testosterone supplement if you think owning a gun has any effect on feeling "manly".

Guy, if you have to cower behind a gun, you aren't very "manly".

They're also sick and tired of watching their kids get put in body bags so you can feel warm and fuzzy.

Well, if that were happening... you might have a point. But we arent the ones turning the country into a shooting range.
You fail at reading comprehension almost as hard as sealybobo.
 

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