Ray From Cleveland
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Well, there are no Thermite stands out there just by the wall.
And there are no ladder stores or backhoe stores either, so there you go.
This is too good.
Once I get the thermite business up and running, I can diversify into ladders, back-hoes, etc. Me and my partners are working on a portable slide that will allow the user to slide down to the American side making breaching our borders both fun and profitable!
Also, this cool idea occurred to me.
I have some helium tanks I rent out to hopefuls along with a "skypopper" balloon--about 4 feet in diameter.
They blow up the balloon attaching a rope (I also sell the rope).
They thread the rope through the slats in the stupid fence then back over to the Mexican side.
Tie a loop in the other end of the rope, put their foot in it and let the balloon go.
The balloon rises carrying them up to the top of the wall. It does so because they are holding onto the fence as they rise and not putting all of their weight onto the loop so the balloon carries them upward. They don't float away because the slat guides them straight up.
Once at the top, they straddle the wall and take their foot out of the loop. They let the balloon rise up a little, clearing it from the slats.
Once the rope is clear, move it over to the other side, put your foot into the balloon and gently glide down on the American side. Let the balloon go and get on with their lives. I go recover they cylinder or pay some kid to bring them back to me, ready for the next customer.
I hope you do. Then if YOU return to the US, they can arrest you and put you in a prison with all those Mexicans you helped out so much.