10 rules for dealing with the police

[ConHog]

Guy gets pulled over by a highway patrol officer. The cop says: "Look, bud, my shift is almost over. I don't want to have to write up a traffic stop unless I absolutely have to. Tell you what - if you can give me one good reason why you were driving so fast, I'll let you go on your way."

Guy thinks for a second and then says: "Sure, officer. A week ago, my wife ran off with a highway patrol officer. I thought you were trying to give her back to me."

Traffic stop over. Guy drove off with no ticket. Highway patrol officer drove off laughing.

LOL Oldest joke in the book