US Soldier detained in Russia

[Funzo Hoss]

US soldier arrested in Russia was visiting girlfriend, his mom says

Staff sergeant Gordon Black, 35, had reportedly just finished his service in South Korea and traveled to Russia without any kind of permission.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Keep his stupid fucking ass over there. He must have failed his Counter-Intel training. There is no Russian, Iranian, Chinese, North Korean, Syrian, girlfriend. He didn't even get permission to go over there. Do not swap anyone for this dumbass he wanted to play Tetris so let him. Fucking idiot

 

[Procrustes Stretched]

US soldier arrested in Russia was visiting girlfriend, his mom says

Staff sergeant Gordon Black, 35, had reportedly just finished his service in South Korea and traveled to Russia without any kind of permission.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Keep his stupid fucking ass over there. He must have failed his Counter-Intel training. There is no Russian, Iranian, Chinese, North Korean, Syrian, girlfriend. He didn't even get permission to go over there. Do not swap anyone for this dumbass he wanted to play Tetris so let him. Fucking idiot

His Mom? Maybe trade her for him?

 

[LordBrownTrout]

He's a white dude. Corn pop will let him rot. Had he been a tranny, pops would have already done a deal.

 

[The Duke]

US soldier arrested in Russia was visiting girlfriend, his mom says

Staff sergeant Gordon Black, 35, had reportedly just finished his service in South Korea and traveled to Russia without any kind of permission.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Keep his stupid fucking ass over there. He must have failed his Counter-Intel training. There is no Russian, Iranian, Chinese, North Korean, Syrian, girlfriend. He didn't even get permission to go over there. Do not swap anyone for this dumbass he wanted to play Tetris so let him. Fucking idiot

Gee, I wonder what he was thinking with?

Is his favorite movie "The Spy who Shagged Me"?

 

[TNHarley]

"im going to visit a country we are in a proxy war with"
SNOE
Except for this dumbfuck.

 

[Funzo Hoss]

We better not swap anything for this idiot. If you go visit Russia, Iran, North Korea, Syria, and China, you are on your own.

 

[The Duke]

"im going to visit a country we are in a proxy war with"
SNOE
Except for this dumbfuck.

You forgot "to bang my deported spy fake girlfriend".

This guy is Extra Special Stupid.

Is there a Challenge Coin for stupid?

 

[LordBrownTrout]

"im going to visit a country we are in a proxy war with"
SNOE
Except for this dumbfuck.

Its like those hikers who think they can just cross into iran and frolic along the trail.

 

[Funzo Hoss]

We still have not had an update on that dumbfuck that ran over to North Korea.

 

[the watcher]

We better not swap anything for this idiot. If you go visit Russia, Iran, North Korea, Syria, and China, you are on your own.

One might add Mexico, Detroit, Gary Indiana, Seattle, Honduras, and Venezuela to that list.

 

[TNHarley]

Its a bird!
Its a plane!
Its a fucking retard!

A Couple Biking The World On A "Humans Are Kind" Adventure Killed By ISIS Militants

The couple's trip of a lifetime was cut short when they were ambushed by ISIS militants in Tajikistan.

allthatsinteresting.com

This one will probably always be my favorite.

 

[Funzo Hoss]

One might add Mexico, Detroit, Gary Indiana, Seattle, Honduras, and Venezuela to that list.

I would remove Gary there is nothing there anymore, add Chicago instead lol

 

[Funzo Hoss]

Its a bird!
Its a plane!
Its a fucking retard!

A Couple Biking The World On A "Humans Are Kind" Adventure Killed By ISIS Militants

The couple's trip of a lifetime was cut short when they were ambushed by ISIS militants in Tajikistan.

allthatsinteresting.com

This one will probably always be my favorite.

Another good one AP: American missing in Iran was working for CIA

 

[TNHarley]

Another good one AP: American missing in Iran was working for CIA

 

[Natural Citizen]

Its a bird!
Its a plane!
Its a fucking retard!

A Couple Biking The World On A "Humans Are Kind" Adventure Killed By ISIS Militants

The couple's trip of a lifetime was cut short when they were ambushed by ISIS militants in Tajikistan.

allthatsinteresting.com

This one will probably always be my favorite.

I know I shouldn't laugh, because it's not funny, but dammit it is.

Probably the way that you said it. lolol...

 

[The Duke]

Its a bird!
Its a plane!
Its a fucking retard!

A Couple Biking The World On A "Humans Are Kind" Adventure Killed By ISIS Militants

The couple's trip of a lifetime was cut short when they were ambushed by ISIS militants in Tajikistan.

allthatsinteresting.com

This one will probably always be my favorite.

Er..was.

 

[LordBrownTrout]

Heres another american detained. You can keep him russia.

Russia Claims Detained American Climbed Into Kid's Library, Undressed.

American citizen William Russell Nycum has been detained in Moscow, Russia. He is accused of breaking into a children's library and undressing himself.

thenationalpulse.com

 

[Missourian]

US soldier arrested in Russia was visiting girlfriend, his mom says

Staff sergeant Gordon Black, 35, had reportedly just finished his service in South Korea and traveled to Russia without any kind of permission.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Keep his stupid fucking ass over there. He must have failed his Counter-Intel training. There is no Russian, Iranian, Chinese, North Korean, Syrian, girlfriend. He didn't even get permission to go over there. Do not swap anyone for this dumbass he wanted to play Tetris so let him. Fucking idiot

Agree. I feel the same about this fella as that dude from the women's nba that got caught with drugs at the airport.